Are you SURE you're board certified?  

shadeofpink 43F
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5/24/2006 9:16 pm

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5/25/2006 9:52 am

Are you SURE you're board certified?

Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Is Drunk

10. Sterilizes his instruments with Cuervo

9. Before him is a tray of gauze, swabs, and green olives

8. Giggles every time he asks for suction

7. Climbs in the MRI machine with you

6. As you go under, you hear the words "amputate" and "head"

5. Left a pack of Camels in your chest cavity

4. While listening to the heart monitor says, "Shhh. I love this song"

3. Checks your reflexes by hurling a beer nut at your face

2. Brags that he was Slobodan Milosevic's guy

1. After checking you for a hernia, says, "Now you do me"

Djeeper1987 48M

5/24/2006 10:09 pm

Tells you to cough while inspecting your testicle and he is smiling. Not a good sign, eh?

Carpe Diem

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