Another Whiff ... Strike Two for LA  

sfvppl818 51M/51F
486 posts
5/4/2006 8:14 pm

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5/7/2006 8:17 am

Another Whiff ... Strike Two for LA

First off, I just want to say that L.A. by and large has some great things going for it and I’m happy that I moved here. However, while the people look pretty on the outside they appear to have left their souls, sanity, and other virtues at the state line!

Here are a few things I’m NOT looking for:

Flakiness: What the fuck is so wrong about being upfront with someone? This entire f’n city is so f’n non-committal it’s re-goddamn-diculous. It’s a city entirely built on dating-up or trading up. Everyone keeps looking instead of settling down and being happy, if only for a little while.

Money Grubbing Whores (MGWs): I’ve been with cheap people before, but you know what? It takes a fuck-load of cash to live here, and years to “make it.” So, why can’t the people of L.A. just have some faith and stick with someone until he makes it? He could even support you while you are trying to m/she makes it. I’m going to be rich, powerful, et cetera, but it ain’t gonna happen over night sweetheart. And really, do you just want to be jewelry for a rich person anyways? What does it say about you as a person, if you only date rich men? Are you going to take it all with you? If you really want to trade sex for Money, just put an ad in L.A Weekly, at least you’d be more honest about it.

I.Q. Prerequisite (L.A. has none): From politics to world events, the entire fucking city is out to lunch. The worse people in this intellectual wasteland of Los Angeles County, are the uneducated opinionated dimwits that talk just to hear their own voices. Sure you make look great on film, but really, if you don’t know what you are talking about, just shut the fuck up.

Politics: I myself am politically neutral; it’s hilarious to hear LA-LA heads blubber senselessly about things they know nothing about. These are the people driving hummers, who bitch about Iraq, while stuck in gridlock! You wanna bitch about petroleum products, more power to you, just don’t buy anything made with non-recycled PLASTIC, or aspire to drive a car with more than 4 cylinders!

Lying about your heritage: I have loads of respect for Native American cultures, but I can’t fucking stand it when I hear chicks lie on about being 1/8 Cherokee or 1/64 Chippewa just to sound chic– it’s so freaken fake it’s utterly hilarious. Usually the benign toolbox-bastard on the other end of this conversation usually says something like “cool,” or “wow, I’d never have guessed it.” And if he’s an even bigger asshat, he says something like “I have loads of respect for Native American cultures.”

Spiritual Bullshit: Full disclosure, depending on the day, I’m an atheist or agnostic. I generally respect other’s beliefs, unless they are based on fabricated L.A. spiritual-BULLSHIT!!! I’ve heard soooo much spiritual bullshit since I moved to L.A. that I’ve become a bigger advocate for organized religion. With organized religion at least I’d know where someone is coming from. Instead you meet men that say things like “I’m not religious.. I’m spiritual.. I don’t worship god.. I’m a part of god.” WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?? We are all working our asses off to make it in this town, so just settle the fuck down. You don’t have to loose your mind and start inventing religions to cope with the fact that you are hackneyed, talentless, hopeless, and a fucking moron. If you do want to make up your own religion, good for you, keep it to yourself you pathetic ass clown.

If you: laughed your ass off, are attractive, 31-40, wicked stable, and quasi-intellectual feel free to write me.


SlimGoodGuy 39M

5/4/2006 9:05 pm

I see a lot of potential in your post, however, I also see some flat out ignorance as well. You're not originally a Texan by chance, are you?

Some of what you said requires only one response:
Get over it.

And for the record, California is one of the places that I will never end up living in. Texas is the other.


sfvppl818 51M/51F

5/5/2006 2:12 pm

    Quoting SlimGoodGuy:
    I see a lot of potential in your post, however, I also see some flat out ignorance as well. You're not originally a Texan by chance, are you?

    Some of what you said requires only one response:
    Get over it.

    And for the record, California is one of the places that I will never end up living in. Texas is the other.
WRITER
Texas? ...

[cut to FX of time standing still]

[cue audience laugh track]

WRITER
You would choose Louisiana over California?

[echo on the word California and cue audience laugh track]

SLIMGOODGUY
Well, us dirtbags in the swamp do make some b-b-b-blind
and ig-g-g-nor-r-r-int choices. Like my choice in showing
my 15year old cousin's chest? 'Tween us, k? He's the one
who taught me how to French Kiss ... but no faggot shit,
right?

[cue audience laugh track]

[run credits]


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