AFF Salary Guide  

sfvppl818 51M/51F
486 posts
6/8/2006 7:44 pm

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6/12/2006 1:42 am

AFF Salary Guide

Less than $30,000 = Loser! Put down the videogames, take a shower, and move out of your mom's house.

$31,000 - $50,000 = Cool. You're alright with me man. I hear you. It's the Man's fault, he sucks!

$51,000 - $70,000 = You're suspect, Sporto. You're on my list. What are you some kind of smart person who learned how to do computers or something? My girlfriend is way hotter than yours.

$71,000 - $90,000 = Must be nice to come from a rich family who paid for your eduction. Epp epp! Zip it. I don't want to hear about how clever you are. You're a fucking tool. Fucking bitch is what you are. Goddamn daddy's girl who never had to work a friggin day in her life, I tell you what.

$91,000 - $100,000 = Hmmph. I guess you're ok. You're a special case. You must have something on the ball to make more than that flimsy rich kid, but still doesn't make six figures.

$101,000 - $200,000 = Your soul crushing job makes you pathetic. You think that's a lot of money? This is Park Avenue cooch here baby. Haha!

$201,000 - $300,000 = Cocksucker. Yeah that's right, you. are. a. cocksucker. Just because you're a lawyer doesn't mean you're shit, Sporto.

$301,000 - up = I call bullshit. If you made so much money you wouldn't be on AdultFriendFinder e-mailing with a loser like me.

onlyfive 70M

6/8/2006 8:09 pm

You're both out of your fucking minds and should be put away for a long, long time.

Brilliant post. I love it. Party on.

sfvppl818 replies on 6/8/2006 8:24 pm:
Would love to see what you could do with duct tape!

MaggiesWishes 61F

6/8/2006 8:10 pm

Too freaking funny!
Seems like the division of the North and South for Salary Guide too.

warm wishes 2ya

QueenOfSwords 35F

6/8/2006 8:19 pm

love it

Djeeper1987 48M

6/8/2006 9:09 pm

Carpe Diem

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