The W4M Code  

sfvcpl818 52M/52F
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3/29/2006 1:53 pm

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3/29/2006 1:54 pm

The W4M Code


In the spirit of the Geek Code (don't ask), effective immediately, please start preparing the following shorthand to your W4M posts. And put it in the title. It will save men all a lot of time.

If you are thick, zaftig, a BBW, "not a supermodel" or any of the other euphimisms for fat, you're fat. Say so: F. If you want to include your weight, just say: F(weight in pounds).

If you're a golddigger, come right out and say it. It will make it all easier. G$ means that you expect a dinner a week or so. G$$ means that you want us to buy you things, too. G$$$ means that you want men to give you regular cash (say how much you want per week in parantheses). And G$$$$ means that you want credit cards, high-end gifts, and the sky's generally the limit.

Just tell them how tall you want men to be. It will make it a lot easier. He won't have to open your ads if he's not 6'5". Express height in inches, so H(74) means you want a guy at least 6'2".

If you want a black guy, or a white guy, or a latino, tell him. They don't want to have to look at your pictures and read what you want if they don't have to. Say R(W), R(AA) or R(L> to tell them what race they are supposed to be.

That's all the important stuff for now. You can leave out all the shit about how you are comfortable at the opera or theater, in jeans or a cocktail dress, how you are very good-looking, love cats and all that other shit. We know. You're women. You're all like that.

As an example, if you are a fat chick looking for a 6 foot tall white guy who will buy you dinner once a week plus some occasional shit, you're a F G$$ H(72) R(W). That should be like half the emails on AdultFriendFinder. I'm sure the other guys will pipe in with more useful information and additions to the W4M code, and they can refine it for M4W, M4M, etc. and include all kinds of additional categoies.

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