Outreach Pro Bono: WHY WON  

sfvcpl818 52M/52F
417 posts
4/3/2006 1:46 pm

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Outreach Pro Bono: WHY WON

I have provided a handy "male whore" translation to help her understand what she can expect as an answer from LA dudes:
8 month relationship...very intense...big time love on each side...*incredible* sex...
Translation: Chicks, I'm a ripped hottie. Sex with me is *incredible*! (Simper!) Just so you know. (Girl Giggle!)

We had a bad time..things got hard. We broke up.
Translation: Shit happened. I'm not going to bother explaining how, let alone analyzing why, just like I didn't bother to work on the relationship after the initial lust wore off. Things just got "hard" and, you know, I'm too precious for that shit, so I got out. If things aren't handed to me on a silver platter, well what am I supposed to do? Get my hands dirty? I don't think so!

Been three weeks and I finally stop by the house to see her tonight.
Translation: I dropped by unannounced to see if my presence could still make her guts churn over any feelings she still has for me. Knowing I can still make her squirm makes me feel powerful.

He seems happy to see me. I am happy to see him. A little later, he says he is tired and is going to bed. Cool. I ask him if he minds if I stay over. He says no. I am lying next to him in bed. Rubbing his shoulder. No response. It's clear that if he wants to make love with me, he probably could.
Translation: I won't actually level with her or explain what I'm doing back in my bed, but I'll let her assume it's because I might still have genuine feelings for her. Or we can both pretend to be "confused" so as to quench our horniness. But it's all got to be unspoken, so that tomorrow I can "honestly" explain that I didn't promise her anything, and it's so very unfair to me that she read into my rubbing against her -- and if she presses the point, I'll tell her she was taking advantage of my vulnerability! I love it when I can make her feel guilty for doing what I wanted her to do in the first place!

Not that I am wanting that, but the fact that HE doesn't, especially when it is AWESOME between us and it's been 3 weeks makes me feel *totally* undesireable and think I should probably leave. He says "ok."
Translation: See, I told you, just because I'm rubbing against you, as long as I don't say I want sex, I have what politicians call "plausible deniability". What I really want is the ego-boost of knowing she wants me. I want to know I can still manipulate her with my fine ass. It's so fucking unfair she won't let me manipulate her like she did when we were together. How dare she not find me irresistible -- how dare she isn't crawling for another taste of my luscious lips! Beeeeyotch!

I go to give him a kiss goodbye and HE TURNS HIS HEAD. Says "Not really a good idea."
Translation: I'll up the ante. She won't be able to resist after I get her in a lip-lock. Damn her for being so sensible! (But remember, I don't really want sex. I just want to make her tell me she wants sex.) As soon as I get that validation, I can get out of here and have the further satisfaction of knowing she's sitting around alone her bed with a wet spot!

I get it. We broke up.
Translation: I mean, I dumped her because I didn't want to be there for her when she needed or wanted me. It just wasn't, you know, convenient, to have to consider another person's wants and needs, much less to actually give a crap about someone else. I mean, other people just aren't as, you know, real as me. Their feelings aren't as complex as mine. They exist for me, you know? But damn it, just because I kicked her ass to the curb, that doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to fuck her, or fuck with her head, on my schedule, whenever I want it.

But how and why can he not want to be with me? Why won't he touch me? Won't even really look at me directly.
Translation: I'm supposed to be irresistible, damn it! Daddy always told me I was the prettiest! Get with the program! Don't you know I'm perfect?! Answer me, swine beyotch!

I don't want to get back with him, but geez, I still love him and love touching him...if HE wanted to make love with ME, I would welcome that.
Translation: Ok, now I am horny. Why the fuck won't that needy bitch give me some head? BEEEEEYOTCH!

Not as a permanent thing...right? Just "in the moment". There's sometimes sex w/ the ex, isnt there?
Translation: Sex won't change my mind about ending the relationship, and it'll leave her even more confused, with any work she's done to get over me wiped away, but damn it, I want what I want when I want it and I don't give a crap what it costs her. Why is she being so unfair to me??

But he doesn't want anything to do with me that way. If you truly love someone, isn't that an overwhelming feeling when you ARE together? IN BED?
Translation: See, the beyotch never loved me anyway. I was right to dump her! And she just doesn't appreciate that I'm supposed to be irresistible, damn it!

He says he wants to be "friends". I can't be his friend. I feel way too much connected to him.
Translation: Of course I loved her so much that it would be too (sigh!) painful for such a sensitive man as me to put up with her when I'm no longer dick whipping her. I feel too much -- unlike all those little people who get in my way and annoy me when they don't do what I want. when I want it! My needs! My needs, damn it!

It hurts to look at him. It hurts even more that he has somehow flipped a switch sexually. Why??? How can he just NOT WANT ME just because we broke up? I am a very good looking girl.
Translation: doesn't she understand that her purpose in life is to validate my ego? How can a mere woman not want me? Moi! C'est la roi! I'm the king of the world! How can anyone not find me irresistible! Mommy! It's just not fair! The world is supposed to revolve around ME!

Probably a really stupid question.
Translation: I'm so self-absorbed that I not only do I not get it, I need to look for sympathy on AdultFriendFinder!, 'cause fuck, I am fucking horny and more important, I need some chick to worship my ass and re-inflate my ego after last night! My needs!

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
4/3/2006 3:08 pm

I'm very confused

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
4/3/2006 3:09 pm

I'm very confused

I just wanted to get laid

is that a bad thing???

Juliet610 52F

4/3/2006 5:09 pm

LOL! Were you standing in the background when the last guy I was seeing and I broke up? I could have sworn we were both speaking English, but neither of us understood what the other was saying. Thank you so much for the translations!


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