proof the world is going nuttz  

sexymamma662003 33F
3954 posts
6/27/2006 8:21 pm

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proof the world is going nuttz

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during he examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)


Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with
a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.

(Let's just think about this one for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this research?)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last... Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)


FunandFrisky79 43M/38F

6/27/2006 8:37 pm

OMFG!!! I laughed out loud through this whole thing!!! Thanks, girlfriend! I needed that!!!


sexymamma662003 33F

6/27/2006 8:47 pm

    Quoting FunandFrisky79:
    OMFG!!! I laughed out loud through this whole thing!!! Thanks, girlfriend! I needed that!!!
oh you are mot welcome babe glad to see your boobs back on my blog i have missed you


somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
6/27/2006 9:17 pm

Nobody can change the entire world, but every woman can at least try to change some man.

LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/69F
3394 posts
6/27/2006 9:29 pm

hi sexy

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
maybe they mean deCAPitation.......... naw, good try, but not funny lil

♥§ΩuirT♥er & MFM Tail§

redrobin012057 61F

6/28/2006 4:55 am

Loves them all sweets - thanks for the laughs, you cheered me up.**hugs** Robin~

SpinaSluedVenae 53M  
254 posts
6/28/2006 11:14 am

Wonder if I could get a job in Guam?Finally I job where I'd love to go to work every day!Bet no one on that job care's if they work weekends!

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