i gave my number to my best friends boyfriend becouse the voices told me to  

sexymamma662003 33F
3954 posts
5/31/2006 1:39 pm

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6/8/2006 9:18 am

i gave my number to my best friends boyfriend becouse the voices told me to

I bet that got your attention!!!!

i got this from luvkitn21

I hope your's is better than mine, although that is hilarious.

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing/B]

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what
I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Now put that in the subject line and send to all of your friends to make them laugh too!!!
and dont forget to tell me what yours came out to be


~sexy~


SexyRycheBabe 46F
820 posts
5/31/2006 2:02 pm

I humped a DBD player because the voices told me to. That's me!! HOw funny!!


sexymamma662003 33F

5/31/2006 2:23 pm

that is very funny sexyrychebabe

~sexy~


waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

5/31/2006 2:27 pm

I bitched out a goat because the voices told me to


TnWitchyWoman 57F
6852 posts
5/31/2006 3:51 pm

I gave a lap dance to a pickle because I'm not a homosexual. LMAO


sexymamma662003 33F

5/31/2006 3:59 pm

    Quoting waerlookin4fun:
    I bitched out a goat because the voices told me to
hey your is better then mine no fair no fair LOL

~sexy~


penguinluvr 59M
1087 posts
5/31/2006 3:59 pm

I choked on my dad because I was high? WTF?!?


sexymamma662003 33F

5/31/2006 4:34 pm

    Quoting TnWitchyWoman:
    I gave a lap dance to a pickle because I'm not a homosexual. LMAO
well i hope that pickle enjoyed it LOL

~sexy~


sexymamma662003 33F

5/31/2006 4:35 pm

    Quoting penguinluvr:
    I choked on my dad because I was high? WTF?!?
now that one is way to funny

~sexy~


SpinaSluedVenae 53M  
254 posts
5/31/2006 5:22 pm

I sang to the computer because I was drunk!


sexymamma662003 33F

5/31/2006 6:16 pm

i sing to it drunk or not LOL i even sweet talk it to when it is being slow

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TnWitchyWoman 57F
6852 posts
6/1/2006 1:57 am

All I could think of when it gave me that was "Well, that's a different way to get a vinegar douche!" LMAO


sexymamma662003 33F

6/1/2006 8:19 am

    Quoting TnWitchyWoman:
    All I could think of when it gave me that was "Well, that's a different way to get a vinegar douche!" LMAO
that is a very good way to look at it LOL

~sexy~


sexymamma662003 33F

6/1/2006 8:20 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I gave my number to my psychiatrist because I was high..lol.
too funny mzhuny

~sexy~


mollen6 35M

6/1/2006 8:45 am

I bitched out an ipod because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

What about that.


sexymamma662003 33F

6/1/2006 8:51 am

    Quoting mollen6:
    I bitched out an ipod because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

    What about that.
very good lol

~sexy~


bucky90403 53M

6/1/2006 9:00 am

I shot a gangster because I was high.

How the hell did it know?


sexymamma662003 33F

6/1/2006 10:01 am

    Quoting bucky90403:
    I shot a gangster because I was high.

    How the hell did it know?
it is phycic LOL

~sexy~


sexymamma662003 33F

6/1/2006 11:20 am

    Quoting sweetbabydee07:
    I choked on a permanent marker cause I hate my family.

    Ha. Haha. When I was a kid I actually DID stuff a crayon down my throat once, to get everyones attention cause they were ignoring me and I hated them... Spooky!
that is way to funny LOL

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imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/1/2006 12:14 pm

sexymamma,

I humped a pickle because I was offered $1,000,000.LOL
By the way, I didn't receive the money.NOT!!!

Lady Bambi


sexymamma662003 33F

6/1/2006 12:27 pm

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    sexymamma,

    I humped a pickle because I was offered $1,000,000.LOL
    By the way, I didn't receive the money.NOT!!!

    Lady Bambi
what a rip off not getting the money LOL

~sexy~


rm_scorpiosaga 45M

6/1/2006 2:14 pm

Euhm,..I'm sorry

I had sex with your mom because I was drunk.
Well it could go worse, I once quoted Hamlet because I was stoned.


ezroller46526 43M

6/3/2006 5:17 am

I had sex with a stuffed animal Because I hate myself.

I wish I could have been born on a different day or picked out a different shirt to wear.


rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
6/8/2006 6:43 am

hmmm... kinda interesting actually ... "i sang to a goat because i hate my family" ... i am not in contact with my family cos i hate the way they behave so much (abusive) and then they scapegoat me for it because i break the code of silence... weird!



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sexymamma662003 33F

6/8/2006 9:18 am

    Quoting rm_FreeLove999:
    hmmm... kinda interesting actually ... "i sang to a goat because i hate my family" ... i am not in contact with my family cos i hate the way they behave so much (abusive) and then they scapegoat me for it because i break the code of silence... weird!
very weird indeed

~sexy~


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