eighteen bottles  

sexymamma662003 33F
3954 posts
7/8/2006 10:50 pm

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7/9/2006 5:55 pm

eighteen bottles

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else...I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incolhol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I foos so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.


waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

7/9/2006 12:14 am

LMAO, someone needs more blood in their alcohol system

rm_pussnballs4u 63M/55F
326 posts
7/9/2006 9:10 am

roflmao. Reminds me of the old Bob Newhard records, 'AJAX Liquor Store' and such. Good one, kid


maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
7/9/2006 5:41 pm

I liked that one.

A certain comfort! Mind numbing!

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