Men are ungrateful bastards  

sexymamma662003 32F
3954 posts
7/19/2006 11:59 am

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7/25/2006 9:29 am

Men are ungrateful bastards

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly,
a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.


NSAAddict 43F

7/19/2006 12:50 pm

LOL, serves him right

goodandevil74 43M

7/19/2006 1:04 pm

Obviously, the old man wasn't thinking correctly. First, he should have wished for unlimited wishes. Second, he should have wished to hook up with the fairy (always take care of the women in your life). Third, he should have wished for the both of them to be young so they could hump like rabbits without worrying about heart failure.

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
7/19/2006 6:59 pm

It does serve him right...

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/19/2006 7:38 pm

I use to like fairy tales! Now I only like fairy tails!

33763 posts
7/25/2006 12:39 am

sooo fucking hilarious..

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