sexymamma662003 32F
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6/27/2006 8:50 am

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6/27/2006 8:11 pm


You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!


4u281 65M

6/27/2006 12:05 pm

A Car is female , you have to wax and buff every weekend and stick your foot in it to make to make it go

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

6/27/2006 2:50 pm

LMAO oh how very clever...Ready


runzwithknives 61F

6/27/2006 5:28 pm

BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F

6/27/2006 7:03 pm

Good one

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