Are we there yet??  

sexyeyes375 48F
611 posts
5/6/2006 7:41 am

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5/22/2006 5:39 pm

Are we there yet??


As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'
~Sarah Jessica Parker


As I pick out this quote, I am chuckling. Yes, I chuckle.. not much of a giggler, my voice is too low.. perhaps a snicker. Anyway. My first thought is: it is time to stop whining. The second was more profound in who I hope to become, yadda yadda yadda. And then I re-read it and my wicked, sick mind sent a crooked grin to my lips. Speed. (I'm sure I will be spanked for even saying that this thought entered my head today..)

I had an 'incident'-notice I did not say 'accident' involving speed, my car and lack of sleep. No one was hurt, maimed, inconvenienced, made late, or made to worry or took pictures (that I know of.) Whoever's job it is to watch over me while driving, I hope they get a raise. Any kind of raise they want.. (I'm sure it's a male.) I have been good to him.. provided entertainment, colorful language, and many a humorous lost trip.(hmm... maybe that is HIS fault?) And shows without having to rent at those embarrassing adult only places... no late return fees and sometimes replay.. hehe..

This now has nothing to do with the quote at all.. but I'm not whining..

interested13563 54M
2557 posts
5/6/2006 9:41 am

I am sure that male is condemned to the most devastating pleasure!


im_curious_4u 51M

5/6/2006 12:15 pm

Hey it sounds like we both went to the Joey Chitwood driving school. I had one of those "incidents" before too. I figured I'd help the DOT plow snow in the ditch one time. quickly went to then to As in your case the only thing that was hurt was my pride. That same person you wrote about has been watching over me a time or 10. I owe them big time.

If you need any help finding yourself let me know. I'm good at finding stuff. Plus I'm relentless. I won't stop until the job is done. Hmm I wonder what he meant by that.


69sevenlove 56M

5/6/2006 12:28 pm

I wonder ... was your guardian angel just barely not "too busy fucking". Gald to see there were no major problems. Intesting quote.


ticktock500 45M

5/6/2006 12:41 pm

i'm confused ...(i got distracted when you mentioned you had a low voice-wondering what it might sound like)...was someone giving you roadhead and you crashed?


toothysmile 52M
16517 posts
5/6/2006 4:09 pm

good thing you 're in one piece Sexy...
and your car too...
my kisses.


Mr_sweetness 46M
2599 posts
5/6/2006 10:41 pm

Hope your okay and all is well with you...Huuuuggsssss my friend...hope i have done nothing wrong or said anything wrong....Plz be okay...kiss kiss....peace, love and happiness

Peace, cause there is to much violence and blood shed in the world!!

Love, cause there is to much hate in the world!!

Happiness, cause it feels good and life is to short to be mean and unhappy all the time!!


mrgrimshade 45M

5/7/2006 7:06 am

jeez...that's it I get to be your driver now....you can pay me in sex, caffeine, and chocolate

Grim


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
5/7/2006 8:55 am

i'll take sum of what mrgrim is having. very glad you're watched luv how you put it together


SirMounts 103M

5/8/2006 1:51 am

Aw, you can whine a little. I won't mind. *winking*
I really enjoy how you write, sexyeyes. *smiling*


rm_chowbox2005 44M

5/8/2006 9:25 am

<----Looking for replay button....I must see it again in slow motion, after all, we have just learned that things done too quickly, don't always have positive outcums...

Licks, Chow


sexyeyes375 48F

5/8/2006 3:46 pm

interested~ hmm.. I am sure all men that have ever loved a woman would say they share a similar fate..

ic~ you are nearing your quota for smiley usage for the year... if you go over the quota and you continue to use the smileys, they start to explode on the screen, making disgusting noises and leaving greasy fluid marks on all your correspondence... sometimes they twitch for days, hopping all over and smearing the words. sad really.. how something so cute and innocent can turn so violent and gross. kinda like life, huh? lol..

69~ hmmm.. now there's a thought. if he is my guardian angel, then I definitely know where his mind was.. but due to the new hippa policy, I cannot divulge what he may or may not have been doing physically..

tt~ *raised eyebrow* did I say it was wet? (sorry to confuse you.. what are you confused about?) I have given roadhead while riding.. but I have not received, perhaps because I am not male? perhaps because he knows I can barely focus when touched fully clothed..

thanks, toothy.

I am fine, Mr S. Hugs.

grim~ what? no alcohol? you are a good boy. how are you going to get into hell that way? sexy, shaking her head..

snatch~ chocolate for everyone.. in any form.

sirmounts~ well, a brave man you are.. or deaf. lol. thank you.

chow~ are you referring to my 'incident'? and being a smart~ass? I'll have you know that my ass ended up hurting for that... something can be said for slow and deliberate


im_curious_4u 51M

5/8/2006 9:44 pm

True but do the smileys start to smell like road kill? Are there little AdultFriendFinder ravens that clean them up? Inquiring minds want to know.


VenusDiaries 63M
867 posts
5/9/2006 9:51 am

Glad you are safe and I have decided to stop whining.


sexyeyes375 48F

5/9/2006 12:29 pm

ic~ there are no smells in a.f.f.- that would be complete and utter mania and computers would short circuit. The smiley ravens were scrapped during the testing stage.. the wings couldn't support the massive weight of the tongue. The file footage is not pretty.. don't tell FIMA.

dusty~ ty. yes, I am safe. drove by the other day and saw the markings of my tires on the road and the path I took into the ditch. enlightening.

venusd~ ty.. that doesn't mean we cannot drink wine, no? and I may fall off of the whiny wagon from time to time

moving on now..


SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
5/9/2006 3:06 pm

Welcome back. Hope you are doing well.
It's OK to whine. See my post No sense in complaining for my thoughts.
So whine away. I'll listen.

Glad you are OK.
I had an incident a while back. Swerved out of control in the snow late at night with no one around. Ended up hitting a port-a-potty. Did I tell you this one already? I wrote about it somewhere.

Heard any good 2am jokes lately? I left you one on my blog a while back.
Be well,
SR


rm_chowbox2005 44M

5/10/2006 6:52 am

me? a smart ass? nooo!

And no, I did not mean to make light of your incident, I am glad that you are ok, whatever it was that happened.

And yes, I do prefer slow and deliberate, the pace usually will quicken all on its own.

Licks, Chow


SirMounts 103M

5/10/2006 8:15 am

    Quoting sexyeyes375:
    interested~ hmm.. I am sure all men that have ever loved a woman would say they share a similar fate..

    ic~ you are nearing your quota for smiley usage for the year... if you go over the quota and you continue to use the smileys, they start to explode on the screen, making disgusting noises and leaving greasy fluid marks on all your correspondence... sometimes they twitch for days, hopping all over and smearing the words. sad really.. how something so cute and innocent can turn so violent and gross. kinda like life, huh? lol..

    69~ hmmm.. now there's a thought. if he is my guardian angel, then I definitely know where his mind was.. but due to the new hippa policy, I cannot divulge what he may or may not have been doing physically..

    tt~ *raised eyebrow* did I say it was wet? (sorry to confuse you.. what are you confused about?) I have given roadhead while riding.. but I have not received, perhaps because I am not male? perhaps because he knows I can barely focus when touched fully clothed..

    thanks, toothy.

    I am fine, Mr S. Hugs.

    grim~ what? no alcohol? you are a good boy. how are you going to get into hell that way? sexy, shaking her head..

    snatch~ chocolate for everyone.. in any form.

    sirmounts~ well, a brave man you are.. or deaf. lol. thank you.

    chow~ are you referring to my 'incident'? and being a smart~ass? I'll have you know that my ass ended up hurting for that... something can be said for slow and deliberate
Eh? Speak up. I can't hear you ya young whippersnapper! *is brave sometimes even when He doesn't know He is* lol


SirMounts 103M

5/18/2006 1:38 pm

    Quoting sexyeyes375:
    interested~ hmm.. I am sure all men that have ever loved a woman would say they share a similar fate..

    ic~ you are nearing your quota for smiley usage for the year... if you go over the quota and you continue to use the smileys, they start to explode on the screen, making disgusting noises and leaving greasy fluid marks on all your correspondence... sometimes they twitch for days, hopping all over and smearing the words. sad really.. how something so cute and innocent can turn so violent and gross. kinda like life, huh? lol..

    69~ hmmm.. now there's a thought. if he is my guardian angel, then I definitely know where his mind was.. but due to the new hippa policy, I cannot divulge what he may or may not have been doing physically..

    tt~ *raised eyebrow* did I say it was wet? (sorry to confuse you.. what are you confused about?) I have given roadhead while riding.. but I have not received, perhaps because I am not male? perhaps because he knows I can barely focus when touched fully clothed..

    thanks, toothy.

    I am fine, Mr S. Hugs.

    grim~ what? no alcohol? you are a good boy. how are you going to get into hell that way? sexy, shaking her head..

    snatch~ chocolate for everyone.. in any form.

    sirmounts~ well, a brave man you are.. or deaf. lol. thank you.

    chow~ are you referring to my 'incident'? and being a smart~ass? I'll have you know that my ass ended up hurting for that... something can be said for slow and deliberate
Eh? Speak up, I can't hear you, ya young whippersnapper!
*wink*


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