just something funny......  

sexydisaster30 42F
5527 posts
2/13/2006 8:16 am

Last Read:
10/25/2007 5:55 am

just something funny......

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what
happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Wow," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird." says the

"OK! Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
the guy asks.

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I
wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it
because of my feathers."

"You really can understand and speak English can't you?" says the guy.

"Actually, I speak Spanish and English, I can converse with reasonable
competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics,
philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me.
I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $20000 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants
me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just
make an offer!"

He offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's
interesting and is a great pal, he sympathizes and is insightful. The guy is

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst,"
and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this
or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

"When the postman delivered mail today, your wife greeted him in a sheer
black nightie."

"WHAT?" the guy asks. "THEN what happened?"
"The postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting
her all over," reported the parrot.

"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"

"Yes, then he continued taking off the nightie!, got on his knees and
began kissing her all over"

The guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"


caressmewell 54F

2/13/2006 9:53 pm

LOL, good one.

Vincent_Omnia 48M

2/14/2006 4:59 am

This just proves you have to be a bird to be both intelligent and dependent on your dick....


velvethandsNZ 69M

3/22/2006 5:38 pm

Exceptional - much better than the two string parrot

naturaltouches 45F
2652 posts
10/25/2007 3:44 am

Ok.. bonus points.. i didnt see it coming at all & snorted! lol

Bring It On!!!

Seriously; because, I NEED it!

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