Public Service Announcement  

sexydisaster30 43F
5527 posts
7/11/2006 3:17 pm

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11/26/2006 8:33 pm

Public Service Announcement

When your father is coming over for a visit please make sure that you remove all sex toys from your nightstand and all lube off your kitchen counter......we wouldn't want to give him a heart attack or anything.

This conculdes this Public Service Announcement. Thank you for your time.


-Disaster

Yep, that is right I forget to put my stuff away.....I suck.


-Disaster


endowed_4_fun 43M
113 posts
7/11/2006 3:32 pm

Oops! My ex-fiancee's mom once told her, "I didn't look in your nighstand, so if you had anything in there that you didn't want me to see, I didn't see it."


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 4:59 pm:
I think that she saw it!

caressmewell 55F

7/11/2006 3:52 pm

I'm not going to ask why you had lube in your kitchen when your toys were in the bedroom.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 5:00 pm:
Oh thank God that you didn't ask!

sexyariesgirl 59F

7/11/2006 4:29 pm

OMG! How funny! (But I guess it wouldn't have been so funny if it happened to me...huh??)

Power To FOK


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 5:00 pm:
It is funny...the funniest part is the look on his face when he saw them....he didn't say a word though

southrnpeach333 52F

7/11/2006 4:37 pm

advice to live by.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 5:01 pm:
Thanks! I think so too.

rm_sdsbodygrd 42F
31 posts
7/11/2006 5:45 pm

That picture is so scarey it almost made me straight


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 10:00 pm:
oh ya right.....

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
7/11/2006 5:55 pm

    Quoting caressmewell:
    I'm not going to ask why you had lube in your kitchen when your toys were in the bedroom.
That's what I was thinking. Then I decided that if you ever eat salad and all the "fixin's" over at SD's maybe you best offer to make sure the cucumbers and carrots are well washed.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 10:02 pm:
If you ever ate salad at my house that I made you better call someone and let them know......I don't cook, make salad or anything remotely like that.......

rm_truedom2 57M
663 posts
7/11/2006 6:07 pm

    Quoting caressmewell:
    I'm not going to ask why you had lube in your kitchen when your toys were in the bedroom.
OK....I'll ask.....why did you have the lube in the kitchen and the toys in the bedroom....I'm thinking there's a good story here.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 10:06 pm:
No good story really, I am having a party and ordering some "party favors" and I left the lube in the pretty package on the counter in the kitchen......

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

7/11/2006 6:29 pm

Oh Sexy your poor Daddy!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 10:06 pm:
OH MO I know!!!!!

leegs55 56M

7/11/2006 6:37 pm

that picture is hot..that's gonna give me a heart attack!!


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 10:07 pm:
DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK ON MY BLOG please!!!

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
7/11/2006 6:57 pm

Kitchen counter...good work SD!! (two peas....)

Frangi x


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/11/2006 10:08 pm:
thanks Frangi!

rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
7/11/2006 7:14 pm

Holy Crap SD! Oh well, he'll get over it. (or not)

[blog sloman44]
SexyD you are invited!


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:43 pm:
and i came!!!

Smooth_GaL 35F  
424 posts
7/11/2006 7:31 pm

Hope your dad is doing fine now... [/SIZE]**Wonders why on earth was the lube in the kitchen** Think you need to explain that babe as everyone wants to know

{=}Smooth{=}


Smooth_GaL 35F  
424 posts
7/11/2006 7:34 pm

Hope your dad is doing fine now... **Wonders why on earth was the lube in the kitchen** Think you need to explain that babe as everyone wants to know

{=}Smooth{=}


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:44 pm:
hell, I wish that it was more exciting, but it is not. I am plannig a party for some friends and that is one of the party favors......

Smooth_GaL 35F  
424 posts
7/11/2006 7:36 pm

Hope your dad is doing fine now... [/SIZE]**Wonders why on earth was the lube in the kitchen** Think you need to explain that babe as everyone wants to know

{=}Smooth{=}


rm_random613 56M
50 posts
7/11/2006 8:30 pm

Dad probably would have believed anything, you could have eased his pain by telling him you had a friend that was going to jail and you were just helping him prep for it.

(so what color did you turn? and does lube fix squeaky cabinet doors?)


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:46 pm:
telling my dad that I have a friend that is going to jail would be worse than what he saw.....trust me on this one.

real36CgirlPA 39F

7/11/2006 8:45 pm

I don't feel so paranoid for leaving my toys wrapped in a towel in the bathroom closet now.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:47 pm:
you shouldn't! at least yours are hidden.

OcelotScratch 49M
286 posts
7/11/2006 8:48 pm

I also highly recommend considering what your wallpaper is before telling your father that he can check his e-mail on your computer.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:48 pm:
It is just gereric, but thanks for the tip!

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/11/2006 8:58 pm

Now I do NOT have that problem. I am very sad


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:48 pm:
don't be sad......

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
7/11/2006 9:06 pm

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!! I left the astroglide on the bedside table when the kiddies were here. Thay said nothin, I said nothing. Chances are your Dad knows you have sex, my kids know I do too. I think they'll get over it!


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:49 pm:
I hope so mac.

NSAAddict 43F

7/11/2006 9:33 pm

LOL, sorry Sexy, your poor dad! I left my vibe in the shower once when my mom was spending the weekend... she never said anything but I swear she was acting strange for the rest of her visit


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:49 pm:
they never SAY anything but those actions can be a bitch huh?

JustaSeeker 107F

7/11/2006 9:44 pm

Oh, please. Like everyone here hasn't had some similar experience. And like your father doesn't know what a dildo looks like..or about kitchen counter fucking...bet he knows a lot more about it than you think. *grin*


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:50 pm:
ewwww gross....why the hell did you have to say that? I don't want to think that!

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/12/2006 1:10 am

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sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:53 pm:
sorry I got nothing for ya....you should ask seriously_real about vegas....

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
7/12/2006 2:34 am

We had one time when my parents were coming to visit my ex and I. We heard the cab door close just as we both realized that some of our things were sitting by the couch from the night before....mad scramble to hide them and get back just before Sis came flying through the door.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:54 pm:
at least you got to hide them.....

PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
7/12/2006 10:26 am

Oh SD,
We can certainly sympathize, been there and frequently forget to move something. Poor dad and assorted other visitors at our house. This too shall pass...lol and you never know he might just be happy that you're happy..haha
{=}LeeAnn


Kisses,
LA


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:55 pm:
I am happy and he is happy that I am happy.

rm_Rico0825 56M
483 posts
7/12/2006 11:19 am

Reminds me of when I was in my twenties. I'm sleeping on my couch around 10AM in my apt.. Hung over ass hell, I awake to the sound of my dads voice.

He is standing there, I am nude from the waist down. There is a girl laying on my floor, a huge bong and a candy dish full of weed on the coffee table.

"Dad....how did you get in?" Answer, " Your door was wide open, and I knocked for about ten minutes hoping not to walk in on just this. Get dressed dumb ass, your Mom is in the hospital."

Now when that happens you know it's not going to be a good day.

BTW, Mom was fine. Indigestion, not an heart attack.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:55 pm:
oh god that would suck.

a123rat 50M
1113 posts
7/12/2006 1:06 pm

OOPS!


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:55 pm:
yep.

goldinboy2 61M

7/12/2006 3:09 pm

I'll bet he still loves you anyway.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:56 pm:
of course he does!

florallei 100F

7/12/2006 4:26 pm

LOL...same as chubbylover's comment...LOL


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:56 pm:
same comment....

OboesHonedIambs 63F

7/12/2006 6:08 pm

Dang! Going for that early inheritance thing, eh??? Hope your dad recovers

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:57 pm:
me too!

JudeL5 47M  
1596 posts
7/12/2006 7:25 pm

Were you getting fucked on the kitchen counter?

Good for you


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/12/2006 10:58 pm:
what would give you that idea?

BowelLikesSaint 58M
142 posts
7/13/2006 12:44 am

Sorry it happened, but I guess he handled it well. Even though I guess you had trouble with it. Good Luck next time.


reverend21 51M
1913 posts
7/13/2006 10:27 am

never had that happen to me


baseballguyNga 52M

7/13/2006 10:40 am

Lube on the kitchen counter....sounds like my kind of woman. Guess the cooking spray just didn't measure up.


shooter6343 54M

7/13/2006 5:55 pm

Good advise for sure....


bigone2243 42M
5 posts
7/13/2006 10:22 pm

love i will come over u will not need sex toys love


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