sexydisaster30 42F
5527 posts
7/12/2006 10:32 pm

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To be mystified by the actions of a man's dick even though he is most likely bad for you.

Have you ever been dick-da-fied?



LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
7/12/2006 11:14 pm

Indeed .... many times. I tend to fall for the 'bad boys'. They may be 'bad' but their lovin' can be soooooo good.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

endowed_4_fun 43M
113 posts
7/12/2006 11:24 pm


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
7/12/2006 11:30 pm

YES! I dont wanna talk about it

SecretEarNoTears 48F  
767 posts
7/12/2006 11:30 pm

oh yeah! Too many times!

OcelotScratch 49M
286 posts
7/13/2006 12:18 am

YES! I dont wanna talk about it

Wow. you're one of the first women ever who doesn't want to talk to me about what a jerk their boyfriend is.

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
7/13/2006 12:41 am

I'm distracted by the picture...OUCH!

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
7/13/2006 12:42 am

I'm distracted by the picture....
I know (hopefully anyway) that it is photoshopped, but still cringing.

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/13/2006 2:00 am

I am very grateful to inform the world at large that this is one affliction I have been spared.

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/13/2006 2:01 am

there brains and how they work mystify me ,but there dicks entrall me

I'm a

i'm here to stay

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
7/13/2006 3:29 am

Have you and Meer added that word to the online Dictionary yet? It's a beauty!!

And yes...I have...hehe!!

Frangi x

PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
7/13/2006 3:42 am

    Quoting curious082385:
    I'm distracted by the picture....
    I know (hopefully anyway) that it is photoshopped, but still cringing.
OUCH is right! I hope it's been photo altered.

But yes I have been guilty of being dick-da-fied, I confess my sin. I have been in this shameful state many times, even in my marriage, thankfully ScubaSlaveboySteve shares fairly well and let's my dick-dafication run it's course. Hope your dickdafying dick is not attached to a jerk...haha Why is that so many good dickdafying dicks are attached to the assholes of men?

I just like saying that word. You and Meer definitely need to add it to the online urban dick-tionary.


mattbrim69 46M

7/13/2006 3:55 am

No, i've been spared this condition.

wonder if it's like when i get distracted by papyrina's picture as i'm reading through your blog??????

rm_smosmof2 68M
3240 posts
7/13/2006 4:58 am

Looks to me like it's been photoshoped twice... once to increase the size of the tool and once to replace the face (which doesn't look to me to have the same lighting as the rest of the pic, but since I can't increase the size any, I can't really tell.)

personally, I think I'd find that gross and unattractive, just as I do when I see wayyyyyy too much breast on a woman's picture...

travelinguy00 57M
30 posts
7/13/2006 6:14 am

Everyone-especially the women should make sure the rules are spelled out up front. Men are stupid when the situation requires direction. We don't ask. But when given the game rules, most men know how to play. It is the men who know the rules,(1) she is looking for sex or (2)she is looking for a relationship, then break the rules by lying that are the dicks.
Also, by starting out with sex then discovering each other is an asshole,can't be blamed all on the man

travelinguy00 57M
30 posts
7/13/2006 6:17 am

see my post- but hey your a big girl. We should all be happy with what little we get. Add it to the life experience thing. I'm sure when the sex was going on it was great. Keep life simple, its complicated enough on its own

Djeeper1987 48M

7/13/2006 6:25 am

Would it be wise to stop being a nice guy and be a bad guy so I can finally get laid.

Carpe Diem

Fox4aKnight1 44F

7/13/2006 8:12 am

<---is with Papy on this one

JustaSeeker 107F

7/13/2006 8:19 am

No, I'm sometimes aDICKted but never DICKdafied.

Does that mean you don't understand what his dick is doing? Or you don't know how he's doing that? (Who cares, just don't stop.)

Addy19742 44F

7/13/2006 8:34 am

I was dick-da-fied for 3 years in college. LOL It was definitely a learning experiencing. I would seriously ask myself why I was doing it, but I couldn't stop. LoL Weird huh!

wickedeasy 68F  
30968 posts
7/13/2006 10:07 am

lord - that's one creepy pic

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

NSAAddict 43F

7/13/2006 10:22 am

been there done that bought the t-shirt

reverend21 50M
1913 posts
7/13/2006 10:26 am

no, not really

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/13/2006 1:56 pm

There, there Saint it couldn't be all that bad!

So SD you been playing with Photoshop again?

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
7/13/2006 3:58 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket. Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin while wiping his chin, if my ear were a cunt I could fuck it.

A little bathroom limerick for ya.

rm_thepav 48M
278 posts
7/13/2006 4:10 pm

Hmmmm thankfully NOT. Also, in regard to your last post, I don't leave toys out for parents to find either... most because they don't visit but also because a toy wouldn't be too much fun without sharing.

rm_Rico0825 56M
483 posts
7/13/2006 4:20 pm

Dick-da-fied, Puss-a-fied. It happens to us all. Except when it is a man they are a dog, when it is a women they are a victim.

The only difference is when a man gets puss-a-fied, that is want they want. To be puss-a-fied. When a women gets Dick-Da-fied they can't settle for the sex. They get these thoughts running through their head that they can turn a degenerate into a diamond. Never happens ladies!!!

That is why after 44 years I have come to be so apethetic to these cries. My attitude on women is what you get, you deserve. More times than not.

Just my personal observations on this thing we call life.

EroticaXTC 51F

7/13/2006 5:01 pm

not quite...yet...but there's always hope
(If I come across anything close to that pic, I'm running!)

spacecadet561 61M

7/13/2006 6:00 pm

Hmmm...not quite where to go with this one...partly due to being of the gender doing the dick-da-fying and being far too fascinated by pussy to "think outside the box", so to speak. The biggest mystery of pussy is why I'm hardly getting any these days.


spacecadet561 61M

7/13/2006 6:08 pm

Hmmm...not quite sure where to go with this one...partly due to being of the gender doing the dick-da-fying and being far too fascinated by pussy to "think outside the box", so to speak. The biggest mystery of pussy is why I'm hardly getting any these days.


jadedbabe78 107F

7/13/2006 7:19 pm

Where in the hell did the Freud wannabe come from?

That is what boggles my mind.

Dicks...nah, you've seen a few, you've seen them all...

Now if it got up, did a little dance, on it's own and no help whatsoever from its owner...I would be mystified.

rm_bk2nrml 58M

7/13/2006 8:46 pm

nope ! not me, BUT, i have been pussy-da-fied several times !

real36CgirlPA 39F

7/13/2006 8:57 pm

I've been dickmatized before. The guy was a jerk but he was good in the sack. I could not recall why I stayed with the guy for as long as I did afterwards..lol.

rm_sdsbodygrd 42F
31 posts
7/14/2006 9:43 am

apparently you are being dick-dified right now or i would've heard from you today >>!

rm_SunnyD54 61F
94 posts
7/14/2006 11:36 am

Yes I've been dick-da-fied for a long time by Vatraveler1948 for a long time.

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/14/2006 1:20 pm

I need more practice in being suckered.

Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
7/15/2006 5:10 am

Ohhh yes. I call it AdDICKted.
I am still addicted to Square's cock. I hate that.
Hippie XXX

How to Get Laid on AFF The Basics
Have fun, play safe!

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
7/15/2006 8:40 am

I just can't get past that picture...was that attached to an email you received?

rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
7/15/2006 10:22 am

Which actions are you referring to? Now you have me thinking mine needs to learn some new tricks. I thought I had seen every trick it knows. Now I'm not so sure. Damn you SexyD!

sexmebaby365247 36F
15 posts
7/15/2006 2:15 pm

I would like to meet the man who would make me that way. It isn't all about the cock, its about all the other things too. Like tongue, u know foreplay. That damn cock not real, but get it a reduction anyways.

SingleNLooking72 107F

7/16/2006 8:46 pm

Yes, a few times. I married the first one & he turned into, well, I won't say that. The second one, see "one last night..." on my blog. The third one, I have nothing bad to say about, except it's too bad he's a rental....hot ass though, hahaha!

ice00012 30M
1 post
7/17/2006 2:54 pm

yes this happend to me when a girl from my collage was sucking me off it was not a preety site

redmustang91 58M  
8917 posts
7/20/2006 8:43 am

Being a straight guy I don't get addicted to cock, other than my own. I am a sex fiend but I claim I am not addicted to love as I can take it or leave it alone. (I just prefer to have sex...) I find women are easy to get along with. You just give them everything they ask for, including lots of money, time, attention and as many orgasms as they can take. They are very relaxed and cooperative under those circumstances...

Sweetpickles69 48F

7/27/2006 4:41 pm

YES! Too many times to count!


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