Can we please fuck?  

sexydisaster30 43F
5527 posts
7/7/2006 9:30 am

Last Read:
11/26/2006 8:35 pm

Can we please fuck?

Wow, I just red over my blog posts for the week and WTF??? I am in one hell of a serious (no pun intended) mood this week huh?

Just to lighten it up around here I thought that I would post and email that I just got that made me literally laugh out loud:

Subject:
friend-ship

Body:
can we please fuck?


Well at least he asked nicely........

-Disaster



-Disaster


Seriously_Real 49M

7/7/2006 9:33 am

Sweetie, please do not fuck him. He doesn't understand what a hyphen is for, and that just makes me so sad.

(don't say it)

(don't sat it...)

(dammit. You're gonna say it.)

--Seriously


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:38 am:
DIE ENGLISH MAJOR DIE!!!!!

sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:23 pm:
and WTF is don't sat it??????

I thought that you were an english major......don't ever say anything to me about my spelling again.

meerkittykat 43F

7/7/2006 9:33 am

FINALLY!!!!

Something we HAVEN'T talked about that I can comment on.

Yeah...we can fuck. What are you doing around eight??


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:41 am:
So you wanna fuck me huh? Oh okfine. I will be there at 8:00. Your time or mine?

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/7/2006 9:40 am

I said please so are we gonna fuck or what?? Jeez, I aint got all day you know


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:43 am:
Oh sweetie, if we are gonna fuck it will take all day......

Seriously_Real 49M

7/7/2006 9:45 am

    Quoting rm_valleyrat4:
    Sorry... You know I usually capitalize the first word even in IM's. I must've slipped up.
You know, it figures that me and Valley both catch the two grammatical fuckups in the e-mail...

--Seriously


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:48 am:
Do I have to say it again?

I guess so......

DIE ENGLISH MAJOR DIE!!!!!

meerkittykat 43F

7/7/2006 9:52 am

sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 11:41 am:
So you wanna fuck me huh? Oh okfine. I will be there at 8:00. Your time or mine?


Mine please. Then I can make it to the club by 8:30.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:53 am:
You are that fast huh? Sucks to be you!

goldinboy2 61M

7/7/2006 11:11 am

Sometimes asking nicely is enough.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:15 pm:
Yes, sometimes it is, but not this time.

rm_random613 56M
50 posts
7/7/2006 11:17 am

So.. do you keep track of these and hang them on a wall of shame?


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:15 pm:
Well hello chocolate man......if I kept all of the stupid emails that I got on here I would have my whole house wall papered with them.....

reverend21 51M
1913 posts
7/7/2006 2:09 pm

You, in a mood, never, but you have to give credit to the guy whio sent the e-mail, he was direct and to the point, and obviously confident, but lacking severly in creativity, and didn't really think it through, because while quite capable of the act, he didn't request to do the act, as I am sure you can, but will you?


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:17 pm:
Umm hell not I won't.....you know better than that!

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/7/2006 2:18 pm

I guess the real question was in what manner did you reply to him? Were you at least polite enough to provide him with a response? He did say please...it is the least you can do to respond.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:17 pm:
Do you know what is going to happen if I respond to him?!?!?!?

The email will never stop.

concupiscentKid 41M

7/7/2006 3:20 pm

A fuck memo.
Interesting.

It's polite to beg.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:19 pm:
beg me then.

jadedbabe78 107F

7/7/2006 3:47 pm

Dear Fuckwad,

Can we please shut the fuck up? Can we please shove the nearest pole up your ass?

And my personal favorite, can *you* please fuck off?

Thank you and have a fanfuckingtastic day.

Sincerely,

XXXXX


Well, that's just me and how I would have responded.

Funny how the emails NEVER stop. Even with a pro as vague as mine.

Rock on, D.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:20 pm:
I miss you Jadey.

spacecadet561 61M

7/7/2006 3:48 pm

Sometimes it's okay to be "short, sweet, and to the point". Other times, a little chit-chat is nice before getting down to "business". It depends in part on where you are on the chattiness versus horniness scale.

Are you ready for the weekend!?

SpaceCadetù


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:20 pm:
Are you flirting with me?

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
7/7/2006 4:04 pm

You're right...at least he said "please".


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:20 pm:
a fuckchop with manners.....how funny is that?

rm_imtheone42 75M
485 posts
7/7/2006 8:13 pm

What?....Did you want foreplay first?


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/7/2006 9:21 pm:
YES! and lots of it.

chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
7/8/2006 4:01 am

I'd really like to think that this would work for this bloke, it'd give even me hope.


rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
7/8/2006 2:10 pm

Ya gotta give him points for politeness.


rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
7/8/2006 2:11 pm

Ya gotta give him points for politeness.

Let's see, adding up his score that would bring it up to a negative one point.


Molyminer 63M
75 posts
7/9/2006 5:16 pm

LAST CALL FOR NOMINATIONS. Abiding by these terms I hereby submit my nomination. Vote on this Ladies

What an idiot. Don't you thinkl he'd do much better if he had put it "MAY we please fuck?"?


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/9/2006 8:11 pm:
Umm ok I realize that you are new here, but who the fuck said that you could pimp out any posts here? It is nice to ask and I do NOT remember you asking......

Looking0100 55M

7/9/2006 8:47 pm

I see you put a little humor here in this post.

It is sad that so many men think with their man parts instead of their brains. Then they write this things.

Women such as yourself get these emails. Offensive emails.

I am sure you do not like getting these kinds of emails. But, instead of ranting about them (I have read posts like that), you make light of it. You laughed out loud then. It is so preposterous that it makes you laugh. Is that right?


dynakitty 48F

7/10/2006 8:48 pm

hehehe...I'll have to come back and read some more...a girl after my own heart!


spacecadet561 61M

7/11/2006 4:14 pm

Was I flirting with you the other day! YES!

SpaceCadetù


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/17/2006 4:28 pm:
ok just checking.....

rm_sexydevil194 37M
4 posts
7/12/2006 6:39 am

yeah id like to fuck u. id love nothin more than vibratin my lips on ur clit and fingering ur gspot to get u wet. then pickin u up and fuckin u like never before baby.


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/17/2006 4:28 pm:
no thanks

NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
7/13/2006 8:12 pm

I've never seen a polite request for sex before.

By the way, the pic you used for this post looks familiar. I've seen that mag before.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


eatit1960 58M

7/16/2006 10:05 pm

I wish I was able to to be the one to crawl between those loushis legs and dip my tounge in 1st


sexydisaster30 replies on 7/17/2006 4:27 pm:
well you are NOT the one.

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12 posts
7/17/2006 11:39 am

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12 posts
7/17/2006 11:41 am

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