PMS  

sexycplhre 56M/46F
79 posts
7/6/2006 5:16 am
PMS


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
EVEN SAFER: Where would you like to go for dinner?
SAFEST:Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
EVEN SAFER: WOW! Look at you!
SAFEST: Here, have some chocolate

DANDEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
EVEN SAFER: Here's my paycheque .
SAFEST: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. EVEN SAFER: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
SAFEST: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
EVEN SAFER: I've always loved you in that robe! SAFEST: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one ...

13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS

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