Friday Laugh.....Coffee Warning!!!!!  

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10/14/2005 3:24 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Friday Laugh.....Coffee Warning!!!!!


A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of
a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the
few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the
sales clerk,
" Dddooo youuuu hhave ddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies,
"Yes we do have dildos; actually we carry many different models.

"The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss ththiickk that
vibbbrrraaaattttesss?"

The clerk smiles to herself and responds, "Yes we do."

The poor little old lady replies, "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu knnnoooww hhowww
tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuuccckkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"



SBT

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