sexyblokeinlincs 55M
337 posts
3/19/2006 12:26 am

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Blimey it's my 50th post already... so this better be special I guess..

Now let me think what I've covered so far in my 49 posts...I've talked about loo's, religion, bound ducks (yes Ducks!), lincolnshire, Ronnie Baker, punk rock, food, Chinese Weddings, my poor car (in next week for fixing - bye, bye 'no claims'), whales, the odd joke and my favourite subject - me. With varying levels of success (I got the message no one wants to hear about Lincolnshire!!)

Jokes and religion seem to attract the most hits so...

The Pope woke up early one morning with a huge erection. Thinking that it wasn't very Catholic, he tried to get rid of it. Unfortunately, walking around the room, thinking about the Bible and even getting some fresh air on the balcony all failed to soften him up. With only one option left, he sat down on the balcony and did what needed to be done.

Later, he was walking around Rome when a man with a camera approached him. "Hello, Mr Pope," the man said. "Six o'clock this morning, on the balcony, I think you know what I'm talking about."

"I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean," the Pope replied.

"Oh, I think you do," the man retorted, "and 50 thousand will buy you the camera."

Worried and confused, the Pope paid up and took the camera.

Back in the Vatican, one of the Pope's aides asked about the camera. "A chap in town sold it to me for 50 thousand," the Pope explained.

"50 thousand?!" exclaimed the aide. "Wow, he must have seen you coming."

AND a poem for good measure...

In the garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth
For he knew that on earth
There were only two ‒ and he had 'em.

What I haven't done is talk much sex. Not because I don't like sex (far from it), but I fear I could win the Blogger's Award for Bad Sex if I got down and dirty, I simply don't have the lyricism of some of the lady's blogs around and about here. Plus I'm saddled with that legendary British reserve which is a bit of a bummer.

I've also covered some animal stories but neither appears to have ended well... The Thames Whale famously died and the Duck has not been seen for several days which means it's either freed itself or has gone to ground to die.. Just let's hope it's the former.

I've also received some direct e-mail feedback - occasionally positive, which is nice.But clearly I need a new photographic image (watch this page!), and I probably need to get out more!

Thanks for passing idly by


PS. Thanks for sexyfitwoman for here colour / font tips, although I fear she may wish to disown my attempts above...

helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
3/19/2006 3:29 am

Congratulations Al... your blog is on My Watched Blogs, and I know I don't always comment, but I do always read!!

Here's to your next 50!! {=}


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

saddletrampsk 55F

3/19/2006 7:51 pm

congrats also and yes you are on my watched blog list never fail to make me smile..

sexyblokeinlincs 55M
470 posts
3/19/2006 11:29 pm

Thanks for the nice comments!


caressmewell 54F

3/21/2006 9:33 pm

Happy 50th and heres to 50 more (or 150 more)

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