Chains  

sexyblokeinlincs 55M
337 posts
1/20/2006 9:18 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Chains


Received today a decent chain e-mail at last! As the note said opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win......

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
Just follow the instructions .......

INSTRUCTIONS:
Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds, 2.5 Models, 463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms, 40,198 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all,
your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER!!!
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international
supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering
from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law,
and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate.......send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.

helga_hansen 50F  
1987 posts
1/20/2006 10:26 am

*Helga goes off to ponder under which category she would fall, in the list of women above. She's packing an overnight bag, in readiness for her adventure. She hopes someone will mail her husband soon... *

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


sexyblokeinlincs 55M
470 posts
1/20/2006 12:33 pm

Give me his e-mail...

Al


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
53F

1/20/2006 12:53 pm

does that work for guys too? lol

TTFN


sexyblokeinlincs 55M
470 posts
1/21/2006 12:44 am

I guess this post doesn't mark me out as a 'new man'....

Al


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