Probably the Dirtiest Little Secret I Have  

seveninchforyou 34M
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8/19/2006 10:01 am

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Probably the Dirtiest Little Secret I Have

First of all, I have to say I'm disappointed, not in this site or anything at all, but in another "meeting people" site that shall remain nameless I'm no sometimes. I sent two women I thought seemed worth talking further to very polite, very nice messages, and have never heard any reply. If you're not on those freaking things to meet people, then what the hell is your purpose there? I realize that meeting people on the internet has the undeniable risk of being a little sketchy, but, if you're on one of them anyways and say you're looking to meet people, then I think you've swallowed whatever rish you're afraid of in favor of putting yourself out there. Even a little "No thanks, but I'm flattered" message would have been nicer than nothing. But anyways...
So yes, the dirtiest little secret I have. It's not necessarily dirty, just, well, a little bit surprising. I worked as an Understudy at a Shakespeare Festival in the Midwest. If you don't know, an Understudy is a person who learns all the lines to one part (or, in my case, several), just in case someone in the regular cast gets sick or otherwise can't perform. All the actor were older, the youngest being 26 or so, when I was 21 last summer.
So at a party after one of the shows, I and everyone else were drinking, and I started gravitating towards one of the actresses. She was tallish, very blonde and pale with large but kind of floppy tits, if you know what I mean; they were big, but they sat kind of flat on her body. Anyways, she was 29 and all of the guy Understudies had a crush on her because she was very hot. So, by the end of the night, everyone was pretty drunk and I was going to go, but she grabbed my arm and said "Where do you think you're going? Some people are coming back to my room." I felt flattered and cool, but I didn't think a lot about it until I got there a little while later and almost no one was really there, only a few people, who were all canoodling in one PG-13 way or another. I was getting ready to feel all left out and lonely, but when I sat down on her couch with a drink, she sat on my lap! Nobody really paid attention to it, but I have to say I couldn't wait for everyone to go back to their rooms and leave her with me, since I understood pretty well what she wanted; when a 29 year-old sits on your lap, she doesn't just want to give you a kiss.
So I ended up sleeping with her that night; we were both very drunk and the sex was of the caliber that results from being that intoxicated, but I woke up with her naked curled up against me and I think that's the best I've ever felt about myself. When she woke up, we had sober, better, more aggressive sex in her shower. Then she made me promise not to tell anyone at the Festival, because both of us could have been fired; though, like I said, half of everyone else was doing the other half there. But I kept my mouth shut. I never got to sleep with her again, since that time was near the very end of the Festival and there really wasn't another big party, but there it is, I think that's the best secret I have.
A little lame, but it gave me the best afterglow experience I think I've ever had.

CB_2 52F

8/19/2006 11:20 am

Nice to have the second go at it though, so she could differentiate between you and the drink! Maybe she'll have you back next year?

Blogito ergo sum.

seveninchforyou 34M

8/19/2006 9:01 pm

Yeah, it was nice to have a sober go at her; we were both at about an 8 on the drunkometer the night before. She lives in New York City, though, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. That's a shame, I'd like to have a few more goes at her still.

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