Here Is Some Pornography For You  

serpentine303 106F
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3/17/2006 2:42 pm
Here Is Some Pornography For You

A woman's car has broken down on a very cold evening. A man who knows a thing or two about cars comes along and offers assistance. He tinkers around under the hood, but comes in after a few minutes.

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but my hands are freezing, and I don't have any gloves," he tells her.

She has no gloves herself, and doesn't want to be out there all night.

"Here," she says, "put your hands between my thighs, they'll get warmer quicker."

He does, and soon he's back under the hood. But he comes in again very shortly, warms his hands between her legs, then goes back out.

The car still hasn't started. He comes back in, and the woman sighs and says "Don't your ears ever get cold?"

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