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It's all fun and games until you find a toe on the bathroom floor.  

secret_lade 50V
14362 berichten
24/6/2021 3:20 pm
It's all fun and games until you find a toe on the bathroom floor.


I was already grossing out over the fact that I could smell someone taking a shit before I even opened the door the restroom.

Good God.... What has this woman been EATING!! Rotting meat and sour kraut???

I weighed the pros and cons of waiting and coming back later when the toxic fume cloud dissipated.

Pro - smell gone

Con - real possibility of pissing my pants

In the end, the cons won out as I was not keen on pissing my pants at work so I held by breath and in I went.

The stench literally took my breath away, turning my head to the side, I could feel myself starting to wretch a little when I happened to spy something on the floor by the trash can.

"Oh my God that's a freaking toe!"

Leaning down, I'd forgotten about the fact that I was about ready to pass out, and crouched forward to get a closer loo

Is it real?

Is that green nail polish on the toe??

I was about ready to it out from next the can when the door flew open and little kids came running in.

"I told you it would be in here! You never listen to me!"

"Why did you take it out of your pocket in the first place?"

"Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!"

Um, yep, it was fake.

Thank God!

"Now it's been on the floor in the bathroom! It stinks in here!! My toe smells like poop now!"

"You smell like poop!"

Without missing a beat, kid #1 snatched up the toe, stuffed it back into her pocket, and the of them ran back out of the bathroom as quickly as they came in.

It's not that often I'm left speechless.....

But this was definitely one of those moments.

69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 berichten
26/6/2021 12:28 pm

    Quoten pagancountrygirl:
    "Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!"

    It worked! Right?
Try to find you blog like to read your profile. Thomas


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 3:06 pm

    Quoten jolielaide:
    i don't typically skeeve easily but as they ride home, sitting in the back seat, that germy, bathroom toe will come outta her pocket, get tossed around, mushed in someone's face and worse wind up one of their mouths mom will be left wondering where that infantigo came from.
Oh my... Ha ha ha ha! You aren't wrong!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 berichten
25/6/2021 1:40 pm


Toe pee, or not toe pee? That is the question.


jolielaide 52V  
1754 berichten
25/6/2021 10:44 am

i don't typically skeeve easily but as they ride home, sitting in the back seat, that germy, bathroom toe will come outta her pocket, get tossed around, mushed in someone's face and worse wind up one of their mouths mom will be left wondering where that infantigo came from.


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:44 am

    Quoten superbjversion2:
    That is a gem of a story! I'm glad you survived the toxic fumes to tell it.
I remember telling my son before he left for boot camp that they would be using my restroom at work on the day they did their gas chamber training. LOL


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:42 am

    Quoten positively4you:
    Poopouri is a great thing. Everyone should carry it. I hate public restrooms.
I couldn't agree with you more!!!


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:41 am

    Quoten japaneseass:
    but it's good it's a toe!!! next, it will be someone's dildo!!!!
Oh my... Ha ha ha ha!


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:40 am

    Quoten Paulxx001:
    Rotten meat and sour kraut...
    Remind me NOT to read your blog during supper. 🤮❗❗😶
Oh my.... LOL Hope I didn't ruin your appetite.


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:39 am

    Quoten pagancountrygirl:
    "Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!"

    It worked! Right?
I don't think I was the lady she had in mind, but YES, it did! LOL


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:38 am

    Quoten justme51:
    Awesome blog I would of freaked out also seeing a toe
It looked pretty real.... I was freaking out a little trying to decide whether or not I wanted to check it out to see if it was.


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:37 am

    Quoten 69ereatwetpussy:
    not even April Fools day at least it took your mind off the smell for a few seconds lololol it only grosses me out is when you walk into a stall and its not flushed.
Yah, that grosses me out too. For the life of me I can't understand why people wait until they're in a store bathroom to do something that foul. Egads!!


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:35 am

I was laughing about it, after the fact, telling a coworker what had happened and it occurred to me, I would have been one of those kids with a fake toe trying to scare people with it when I was a kid.


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:33 am

    Quoten SirlickalotNM:
    It could have been a real toe. Someone in the family could have had an accident and she was using it. I just did a search on fake body parts on ebay. Yep, they got them. Be glad she did not have the bloodied severed penis. I'm sorry I even saw that one for sale.
OMG! Oh.... Yikes! Who would want such a thing?? LOL There are some strange indviduals out there, though.


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
25/6/2021 1:28 am

    Quoten mc_justmc:
    What kind of bathrooms do you frequent? Lingering smells of poop, fake toes, and children off their leashes?
Sadly.... these are the bathrooms where I WORK. Ugh.... They are all open to the customers and, I'm here to say, I think customers *wait* until they get to our store to take their daily shit.


mc_justmc 64M

24/6/2021 11:57 pm

What kind of bathrooms do you frequent? Lingering smells of poop, fake toes, and children off their leashes?


SirlickalotNM 61M  
147 berichten
24/6/2021 10:45 pm

It could have been a real toe. Someone in the family could have had an accident and she was using it. I just did a search on fake body parts on ebay. Yep, they got them. Be glad she did not have the bloodied severed penis. I'm sorry I even saw that one for sale.


ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 berichten
24/6/2021 8:52 pm

Wasn't it fun to be a kid . . .


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 berichten
24/6/2021 7:52 pm

not even April Fools day at least it took your mind off the smell for a few seconds lololol it only grosses me out is when you walk into a stall and its not flushed.


justme51 72M

24/6/2021 7:47 pm

Awesome blog I would of freaked out also seeing a toe


pagancountrygirl 66V  
6466 berichten
24/6/2021 5:57 pm

"Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!"

It worked! Right?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 berichten
24/6/2021 5:35 pm

Rotten meat and sour kraut...
Remind me NOT to read your blog during supper. 🤮❗❗😶


japaneseass 56V  
50231 berichten
24/6/2021 5:32 pm

but it's good it's a toe!!! next, it will be someone's dildo!!!!


positively4you 74V  
4605 berichten
24/6/2021 5:28 pm

Poopouri is a great thing. Everyone should carry it. I hate public restrooms.


superbjversion2 69V  
24388 berichten
24/6/2021 5:24 pm

That is a gem of a story! I'm glad you survived the toxic fumes to tell it.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


secret_lade 50V
9227 berichten
24/6/2021 3:21 pm

I was already grossing out over the fact that I could smell someone taking a shit before I even opened the door to the restroom.

Good God.... What has this woman been EATING!! Rotting meat and sour kraut???

I weighed the pros and cons of waiting and coming back later when the toxic fume cloud dissipated.

Pro - smell gone

Con - real possibility of pissing my pants

In the end, the cons won out as I was not keen on pissing my pants at work so I held by breath and in I went.

The stench literally took my breath away, turning my head to the side, I could feel myself starting to wretch a little when I happened to spy something on the floor by the trash can.

"Oh my God that's a freaking toe!"

Leaning down, I'd forgotten about the fact that I was about ready to pass out, and crouched forward to get a closer look.

Is it real?

Is that green nail polish on the toe??

I was about ready to kick it out from next to the can when the door flew open and two little kids came running in.

"I told you it would be in here! You never listen to me!"

"Why did you take it out of your pocket in the first place?"

"Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!"

Um, yep, it was fake.

Thank God!

"Now it's been on the floor in the bathroom! It stinks in here!! My toe smells like poop now!"

"You smell like poop!"

Without missing a beat, kid #1 snatched up the toe, stuffed it back into her pocket, and the two of them ran back out of the bathroom as quickly as they came in.

It's not that often I'm left speechless.....

But this was definitely one of those moments.


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