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How to give me a blowjob
Posted:Nov 22, 2009 9:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2015 9:32 pm
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I'll be the first to admit that it can be a challenge to get me off. Hell, when I jack it sometimes it takes hours. But I have had enough unsatisfying blowjobs that I feel compelled to give some tips as to what I do and don't like. Maybe you'll find this helpful when giving your man head, or maybe you'll do your homework before you give me head. Either way, somebody wins.

1. Enjoy yourself. I'm not kidding, the first and most important thing is to have a good time doing it. There's nothing less sexy than getting a reluctant BJ. And don't say you're into it if you're not. Your lack of enthusiasm will shine through and kill my boner. If you don't want to give me head, we can do other things, and I'd rather do something that does turn you on. There's nothing sexier than a hungry, lustful attitude while sucking my cock.

2. Be consistent. I don't like blowjobs where you're constantly changing technique. I need consistent stimulation to get me off. If you stop and start jacking me instead I'll lose it. If you go down and spend time licking my balls I'll lose it. All those little techniques are great for the lead in or tease before the main event, but once the show starts, keep to the script.

3. Friction. When I jack off, I lube my cock up good and slide my fist up and down the shaft. That wet sliding action is what gets me off good. I wanna feel your lips and tongue sliding up and down my shaft. I hate it when I'm being sucked and there's so little pressure that I can hardly feel anything. Think about the difference in pressure you apply with your tongue when licking a melting ice cream cone vs. licking peanut butter off a spoon. I want it more like the peanut butter pressure, but it's got to be wet so it doesn't hurt.

4. Stroke it with your mouth. I love that sliding feeling going in and out of your mouth, much like when I fuck pussy. It is important to take me deeply enough or I will just get frustrated. The most sensitive part of my cock is the underside, about 1-2 inches below the head. I need you to take at least that much into your mouth as you slide. I hate it when someone just sucks the tip of my cock. Deep-throating can be hot, but it's certainly not a requirement. Keep the pace steady and even. About a stroke per second. Any slower and I'll fall asleep. Any faster, and you're gonna wear out before I get off.

5. Let me relax comfortably My preferred position is to be seated and kick back with you between my legs. It gives you easy access to my crotch and puts me in a comfortable position where I can watch you. Other positions like standing, 69, etc. are fun for a while, but I will get off easiest when I can relax. I hate it when you prop yourself up on your elbow on my leg or stomach. That elbow digs in and hurts!

6. Be patient It usually takes me a while to get off, especially while you're learning how to please me. Don't pressure me to get off in a certain timeframe, because it will be very counter-productive. Don't give up on me. If I'm worried you'll quit on me, it's gonna make it harder for both of us. Also, it takes more to get me going than most guys. I don't start off with a rock hard boner the moment I see a naked girl. You have to be okay with sucking me soft and letting me gradually grow in your mouth. I don't have erectile disfunction, I just need more to get the motor going. I've had girls start crying because they couldn't get me hard. Believe me, crying didn't help. I can always get it hard, and if you need me to get it started for you, just ask.

7. Swallow every drop. I know it sounds pig headed, but there's a lot of eroticism associated with eating my cum and feeding it to you. I want to feel wanted, and when you hungrily eat my cum that turns me on. You may think it doesn't matter what you do because if I've cum I don't care any more. It matters the next time. This is a hot button for me, and if you use it, it will make the whole job much easier. Tell me you want to eat my cum. Moan when you can taste my precum leaking out. I'm thinking about it the whole time you're sucking me. If I don't think you'll swallow, it kills the eroticism. If you pull off and shoot it somewhere else, or if you let me cum in your mouth, but won't swallow, it is going to affect me the next time you're down there. There is nothing less sexy than running to the sink to spit like you just gargled with bleach. This is not to say that it isn't fun to squirt my load elsewhere. When you gain my confidence and I believe you are a cum hungry slut we can mix it up, but in the meantime, I want you to swallow every drop.

8. Don't stop after I've cum. I think the real test of whether or not you love to suck dick is what you do after I've cum. If you're immediately off my dick and brushing your teeth, I get the picture. However, if you stay down there milking my cock as it softens, nursing on me to get every drop then you may just win my heart. I'm not nearly as sensitive as most guys. And I just love being sucked gently after I cum. It is wonderful.

Oh, I almost forgot: NO TEETH, ever.
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On flakes, fakes, and liars.
Posted:Aug 28, 2005 12:34 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2011 1:41 pm
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I am beginning to beleive the majority of people on this site are masturbators who are looking for a cyber thrill. Here's a few profiles of my favorite flakes (you know who you are).

The I-want-you-to-fuck-my-wife fake. This fake starts off with some nasty chat about having a threesome with his wife. Many times this is even an ongoing thing, where we chat on many occasions and discuss and "get to know" each other. Usually they're travelling to my town sometime soon and want to know if I would hook up. When that time rolls around, mysteriously they are MIA. Then some time later I'll get another message saying something came up or they were busy with something, yada yada yada. Then there will be some other future date for a possible hookup... same thing happens. This fake is really just a guy who is bi or gay who gets off talking to str8/bi guys. There is no wife. All the times that I supposedly chat with the wife, I'm really chatting with him. He has to make it seem like there is a potential hook up so I don't get bored with him. So there are endless excuses why the hookup gets postponed indefinitely. Some of these fakes I actually find entertaining, so I go along with it. Others just bore me to tears.

More profiles of fakes to come...
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I think I'm a webcam junkie
Posted:Jun 25, 2005 6:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2010 8:26 pm
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I'm not a newbie to webcamming naked. But lately I am doing it ALL the time. Just today, I spent several hours on cam at different times and came 5 times. I'm beginning to wonder if I need the Betty Ford clinic for webcam addicts.

For example, today I was watching this hot woman with a shaved pussy fuck herself on cam with a large (and I mean VERY LARGE) dildo. Next thing I know there's another hand in view, and it's her man fisting her. How am I supposed to keep it in my pants? So on goes the webcam, out comes the cock, and then comes me (30 minutes later)

Now here I am thinking about whipping it out and going for #6. Maybe the reason I get so turned on is that there are so many hot chicks on cam at AdultFriendFinder. On Y*hoo, sighting a woman on cam was less common than the Loch Ness Monster. So it is so refreshing to see some great "talent" on the cams. That's why lately it's been nearly every morning and evening that I'm on the cam showing my stuff. It's definitely brought out the exhibitionist in me. Sometimes when I cum privately, I'm disappointed that noone saw it!
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