You have two choices in life  

screwmeovernout 60M
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1/4/2006 4:55 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You have two choices in life

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were
dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let
her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens
in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and by then,it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
A Woman's Prayer : Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to
love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord,
if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit
onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a
while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you
put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is
driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of
YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

APPRECIATE the ONE who gives you UNCONDITIONAL LOVE STOP thinking the GRASS IS GREENER on the other SIDE cause that is NOT always the case. DONT FIND THAT OUT THE HARD WAY!!


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