See what smokin the weed does........  

sassyflirt3 60F
319 posts
5/17/2006 11:12 am
See what smokin the weed does........

The Koala and the Little Lizard and the Kindly Crocodile
Body: A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint mate, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they
have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A kindly crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "Strwewth!
What's the matter with you, little cousin?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt much water did you drink?!!"

(Jon howards)
15 posts
6/16/2006 1:21 am

Sounds like high school joke. Going to a 50th BD party with all of my high school buddies that I have not seen in 30 years I going to use it

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