Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women  

sassyflirt3 60F
319 posts
2/5/2006 12:59 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.


1Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says:
"How's my driving-call 1- 800- -------"

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".

8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.


10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colours!

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND ... The Number One thing only women understand ...


PassionKisses4Me 45F

2/5/2006 5:27 pm

Thanks for sharing....those were great



peaches19555 62M

2/5/2006 8:09 pm

I don't even want to think about pregancy. My youngest is almost off the payroll. Estrogen or the lack thereof and menopausal moments. One day I'm a king and the next a pauper. As for understanding women, I fear even hopeless for the fairer sex. But the secret to them is simply to cheerish.

I enjoyed your post!

grouchy68 49M

2/6/2006 5:29 am

LOL ... as always .. very funny babe

sassyflirt3 60F

2/6/2006 9:13 am

Grouchy nothing compared to your disasters LOL xxxx

69krazzy69 48M

4/29/2006 12:57 pm

I am sorry sweet all I can think about is your sweet little ass. Shit I am so hard I will have to cum all over my computer. Love to lick a pregnant ladies pussy, that is the sweetest thing on the face of the earth.

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