Darwin  

samurai_jack74 43M
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5/2/2006 6:20 am

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Darwin


After a long and careful observation, and a very thorough research (I invested almost a year in this), I have to announce, to all who are interested, that I have finally made a discovery of a new human subspecies, one that was elusive and not too keen to show itself on every day basis in real life. The existence of this species have been noted before, there were some remarks on their life and habits, but their concentration and appearance on a daily basis (more like 24/7) on AdultFriendFinder, helped me very much in completing my research.

So I proudly present to you:

Darwin's On the Perpetuation of Varieties and Species by Natural Means of Selection - AdultFriendFinder edition:

- Single cell organisms

- People (read: Men) coming to the chat rooms (and for some time to the Blogs) howling "look at my cock, look at my cock", "show me your tits/ass/pussy" "add me on (whatever), my nick is will_be_extinct_very_soon"

-Amoebas

-...


The only question that still remains is the name of this life form. My wish is to name them Homo Vulgaris Jerkus, but any other suggestions will be taken in consideration.

Thank you very much for attending my lecture, I will be available for your questions if you have any.

(goes to update the Wikipedia now)

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
5/2/2006 7:38 am

Thank you Samuri....I'll be looking for the update in the wikipedia!


samurai_jack74 43M

5/2/2006 9:21 am

Thanks for supporting my theory angel, but you also made me realize, (when I came to read your comment) that a part of it is missing.
I rewrote it in italic, for further readers, but hey!!! They tried to undermine my theory!!!!!

(shakes fist angrily)


samurai_jack74 43M

5/2/2006 12:43 pm

    Quoting rm_4funin3s:
    not widely known is their inane ability to look like a jackass and not even realize it.some of the slightly less evolved actually enjoy being what they are.fuckers.i'm down with HOMO DIPSHITICUS JACKASSASAUR in they hopes they do fade out
My view is that such usage of name jackass would be greatly unfair to other species that use that name, mainly Spheniscus demersus (Jackass Penguin) - they are definitely more evolved species and look soooo cute.

On the other hand dipshiticus sounds like a good name for this new species, since it has been noted that it loves to bathe in it's own excrement, making everyone around them feel sick and very annoyed.


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