A Shower, Food, and Sex  

romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
142 posts
1/18/2006 10:14 pm

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A Shower, Food, and Sex


She says - After a few hours of conversation, and as many glasses of wine, I think I'm feeling brave enough to confess a few things. I couldn’t hope to describe the daily wants of all women, but I put forth these three staples as the things that make me happy on a daily basis.

Number One: A shower.

During my work day, I get dirty. I might not be covered in transmission fluid or carry the aroma of Whoppers and fries, but trust me. I need a shower when the day is through. My employer(s) offers these facilities, which might work if I’m pressed for a dinner date or doing an impromptu makeover between shifts. But nothing screams “relaxing” like the shampoo and wash cloth from home.

Number Two: Food.

I eat very little during the day. That might be because my choices are generally bland, mushy, and cold. But I work better on a mostly empty stomach. Until I head home, food rarely crosses my mind.

But a warm meal, cooked with taste and love, is the second best thing to curl my toes at the end of any day. Since I’m not a chef, and delivery services are limited, having it served from my kitchen is such a welcome gift on any day.

Number Three: Sex.

Okay, maybe I’m selfish. And if any guy ever complains, I promise I’ll let you know. But even after all my relaxing techniques, when I climb into bed I’m still a bit wired. Add to that the fact that I am forever frisky with the man of my attentions, the path to nirvana seems obvious. Nothing beckons me to a great night of sleep like passionate kisses, some serious grabbing of hair, and orgasms rocking one after another.

Someone once suggested to me that I try warm milk before bedtime. For the life of me, I can’t remember that guy’s name.

bulging_boy 50M

1/19/2006 12:45 am

fucks sake Juliet...

CAM THE FUCK UP


bardicman 51M

1/19/2006 12:35 pm

I think it was some wise old dumbass from NZ who suggested warm milk. Same thing happened to me.. I can't remember his name either.



I am not dead yet


romeoMEETSjuliet 53M/53F
162 posts
1/19/2006 6:01 pm

She says - Oh Bulge, maybe if I move somewhere that has BANDWIDTH. Or were you complaining that our member pic keeps getting denied?

Reverend Bard, was that guy peddling goat's milk and wearing a sheepskin jacket? Fer fukks sake, what was his name?


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