rollingrock61 57M
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6/4/2006 8:28 pm

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6/17/2006 10:10 pm


President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church outside Washington. Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research, the war and such. I'll gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon, you'd say the President is a saint."
The bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds. I will do it."
Bush pompously shows up that following Sunday, looking especially smug, smirking for his photo ops, while strutting his way, cowboy style, into the church.
As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily: " George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence sneaky weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to put himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then posing before a banner stating `Mission Accomplished.` He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the American people about the war, with barely a care for the thousands of lives it has taken and continues to take. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known or known of. But compared to Dick Chaney, George Bush is a saint."

Blue_eyes_smile 43F

6/4/2006 9:26 pm

Yawns..that's all you have to talk about?!? BORING!

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
6/4/2006 10:13 pm

I think that is funnier than hell.....

he is a pompous jack ass that thinks he walks like a cowboy..


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