Cybersex ...  

rmonix 51M
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9/2/2005 8:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Cybersex ...

Wellhung: Hello, Sweatheart. What do you look like?
Sweatheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heals. I work out every day, I’m toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I’m 6’3” and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue jogging pants I just bought from ASDA. I’m also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner … it smells funny
Sweatheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweatheart: We’re in my bedroom. There’s soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and bedside cabinet. I’m looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge
Wellhung: I’m gluping, I’m beginning to sweat
Sweatheart: I’m pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest
Wellhung: Now I’m unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling
Sweatheart: I’m moaning softly
Wellhung: I’m taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly
Sweatheart: I’m throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I’m rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse, sorry
Sweatheart: That’s OK, it wasn’t really too expensive
Wellhung: I’ll pay for it
Sweatheart: Don’t worry about it. I’m wearing my lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and faster
Wellhung: I’m fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it’s stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweatheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I’m reaching back, undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. My nipples are erect for you
Wellhung: How did you do that? I’m picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp
Sweatheart: I’m arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me
Wellhung: I’m dropping the bra. Now I’m licking your, you know, breasts. They’re cute!
Sweatheart: I’m running my fingers through your hair. Now I’m nibbling your ear
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with phlegm
Sweatheart: What?
Wellhung: I’m so sorry. Really
Sweatheart: I’m wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse
Wellhung: I’m taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop
Sweatheart: OK. I’m pulling your jogging pants down and rubbing your hard tool
Wellhung: I’m screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold. Yeeeee!
Sweatheart: I’m pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties
Wellhung: I’m pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you…umm… wait a minute
Sweatheart: What’s the matter?
Wellhung: I’ve got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I’m choking
Sweatheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I’m having a coughing fit. I’m turning all red
Sweatheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I’m running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I’m fumbling through the cupboards, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweatheart: In the cupboard to the right of the sink
Wellhung: I’m drinking a cup of water. There, that’s better
Sweatheart: Come back to me lover
Wellhung: I’m washing the cup now
Sweatheart: I’m on the bed aching for you
Wellhung: I’m drying the cup. Now I’m putting it back in the cupboard. And now I’m walking back into the bedroom. Wait, it’s dark, I’m lost. Where’s the bedroom?
Sweatheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall
Wellhung: I found it
Sweatheart: I’m tugging off your pants. I’m moaning. I want you so badly
Wellhung: Me too
Sweatheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately … our naked bodies pressing against each other
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts
Sweatheart: Why don’t you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can’t see very well without them. I place the glasses on your bedside cabinet
Sweatheart: I’m bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I’m fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom
Sweatheart: Hurry back, lover
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it’s dark. I’m feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid
Sweatheart: I’m waiting eagerly for your return
Wellhung: I’m done going. I’m feeling around for the flush handle, but I can’t find it. Uh-oh!
Sweatheart: What’s the matter now?
Wellhung: I’ve realised that I’ve peed into you laundry basket. Sorry again. I’m walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way
Sweatheart: Mmm, yes. Come on
Wellhung: OK, now I’m going to put my … you know … thing … in your … you know … woman’s thing
Sweatheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I’m touching your smooth bum. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck … Umm, I’m having a little trouble here
Sweatheart: I’m moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can’t stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I’m flaccid
Sweatheart: What?
Wellhung: I’m limp. I can’t sustain an erection
Sweatheart: I’m standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face
Wellhung: I’m shrugging with a sad look on my face, looking at Mr Floppy. I’m going to get to my glasses and see what’s wrong
Sweatheart: No never mind. I’m getting dressed. I’m putting on my underwear. Now I’m putting on my wet nasty blouse
Wellhung: No wait! Now I’m squinting, trying to find the bedside cabinet. I’m feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles
Sweatheart: I’m buttoning my blouse. Now I’m putting on my shoes
Wellhung: I’ve found my glasses. I’m putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell onto the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I’m pointing at it, a shocked look on my face
Sweatheart: Go to hell. I’m logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!
Sweatheart: -logged off-

newgirl6440 53F

9/21/2005 2:43 pm

I cant read for the tears! The ABSOLUTE BEST i have read in ages! Brilliant just brilliant LOL

mustachmanprog 34M
1 post
5/2/2006 10:02 am

lol proper funny

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