Joke - pussy aroma  

rm_zahuma2 51M
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5/21/2006 11:03 am

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5/24/2006 8:15 am

Joke - pussy aroma

A farmer was having trouble in bed for close to a year now and he just didn't know what to do. He took Viagra which didn’t help. The farmer had a couple cows that he wanted to breed, and he went down to his neighbor farmer and borrowed a bull. He got back home and left the bull in with the cows who sure were interested in the bull, but the bull wouldn’t go near them for some odd reason. The farmer went back to his neighbors and asked why the bull wouldn't screw his cows. The other farmer said "Oh sorry, he gets like that sometimes, what you have to do is stick your finger there cow’s pussy and rub it on his nose." The farmer went home and tried it on the bull, and was shocked when the bull got the cows.

He went home that night after a hard days work in the field, and climbed into bed. His wife was asleep next to him and he got an idea. He figured if it worked on the bull, it might work on him as well. So he pulled down his sleeping wife's panties and stuck his finger down there and rubbed it on his nose. Sure enough he was hard in an instant. The farmer was so happy about this he just had to show his wife. "Honey wake up honey, turn on the light and take a look at this." His wife woke up, turned on the light and said "You woke me up just to show that you had a bloody nose."



EroticaXTC 51F

5/21/2006 11:56 am

EEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! That's too bad!!!LOL, oh funny, but bad funny!!!!


rm_zahuma2 replies on 5/21/2006 11:48 pm:
I uploaded it as a joke ...
I thought it was CLEAN

waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

5/22/2006 12:21 am

lmao, that's too funny


rm_zahuma2 replies on 5/22/2006 12:43 am:
1. Welcome to my blog
2. Thanks for the appriciation
3. I've uploaded some more jokes

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