workin on the factsssssss 100 todayyyy  

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
2785 posts
8/6/2006 8:57 pm

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workin on the factsssssss 100 todayyyy

OOOOhhhhhhhh that was my 100th post everyone so i better get writing 100 facts about me lol ok if im not back in blggaChewZits by friday call the rescue services ive probably gone into a coma writing about myself so will need an ambulance for sure soooo till we meet greet and converse once more keep smiling have fun and beeeeee Happy mwahhhhhh xxxxxk

i'll leave you with some seriously thick students comments and answers to these quite simple questions and yes these are real quotes he he xx

What happens to your body as you age?

Student - When you get old, do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

Student - He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

What is artificial insemination?

Student- When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

What is a seizure?

Student -A Roman emperor

What is the Fibula?

Student -A small lie.

timberwolf6972 45M

8/6/2006 9:19 pm

Congratulations on your 100th post! You have my sympathy though cause until you actually sit down and try to write 100 things about yourself you really have no idea how hard it it. I remember doing my 100th post and it took me hours to complete. Stupid me even wrote a 200th post as well with 200 things about me. I had to take several breaks away to complete it and my head was busting after I finished. Check it out. My 200th Postkinda sorta {=}

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/6/2006 11:22 pm

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

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tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
8/7/2006 1:11 am

Oh a wee giggle to set me up for my day...lovely. I wrote my list of things about me ages ago and it wasn't even my 100th post. I didn't do 100 but then I don't think I now 100 things about me. I won't be doing that again.

Bye everyone, it was a blast

parkingspacereq 46M

8/7/2006 2:50 am

must be the time for landmarks being hit, heheheh. my congratulations to you for reaching this mark and may it long continue.
your blogs are fun, as they put a smile onto our faces so keep it going pleeeeeeaaaaasssssssseeeeeee.
uncle p big hugs and mwah xxxxxxxx

buddhamike 107M
7006 posts
8/7/2006 11:12 am

100 and going strong. Congratulations, keep em cuming!!

Djeeper1987 48M

8/7/2006 3:44 pm

Congrads on your 100th.

Carpe Diem

eveready06 43M

8/7/2006 5:36 pm

Congratulations babyyyyyyyyyy! Break out the champagne! Kill the fatted calf!Hoist the mainsail, Geronimoooooooo! Oops getting a bit carried away there! Seriously hun, thank you for brightening up my days and those of many others with your wit and unique charm. Long may it continue! Luffs ya baby
We're not worthyWere not worthyWere not worthy Elephant shoesssssssss babyyyyyyyyy!

rm_puff144 66M
256 posts
8/8/2006 2:12 am

funintheday2006,the four seasons were,Frankie Valli,Bob Guadio,Tommy DeVito and,Nick Massi

ShooooM 44M
340 posts
8/8/2006 3:16 pm

Appy 100th Gorgeousssssssss pops open champagne and plys you with large measures lol i wish well done beautiful onwards & upwards sexy x

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