Oooohhhhh Scandalous I tell Ya !!!  

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
2785 posts
5/12/2006 6:09 pm

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6/11/2006 11:27 am

Oooohhhhh Scandalous I tell Ya !!!

Ok was browsing and came across this site that was on relationships love etc etc and found a page on people that submitted real break up excuses lines etc. But these 1s are the bastard break up lines i mean If someone ever hit me with 1 of these babies i think i'd have to Break my rule of love & Peace and LAMP EM 1 ! Ouchhhhh At These Lines have to admit i did laugh ok just little have you had any as scandalous as these ?????


The Ex spiled me and i need someone who can really take take her off my mind

Your Body gets to hot at night & i dont sleep that welll im going to start seeing other people

When ever we kiss my throat gets itchy and sore i think im allergic to you

Its not the fact that you cheated , I might have even enjoyed you telling me the details its that you never told me and i caught you!

It isnt you hunny honest its me i cant help it but im in love with your brother

Dont get me wrong i do love your breasts but now i know you had a boob job I m afraid i cant date someone whos that shallow

Im not dumping you Im just asking for a total break up from our relationship

I really do love you but its time i started looking for the kind of person i want to marry someday

I really did mean it when i said id love you forever But I just think we'd get along better if we were with other people

If your not gonna shag me then get the fuck of my motorbike

Im doing you a favour by leaving as i really do think you gay but you dont know it yet

goodguysneedit2 57M

5/12/2006 7:41 pm

S-K... there surely MUST be some similar statements made by females, right? LOL


rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
5/12/2006 7:53 pm

    Quoting goodguysneedit2:
    S-K... there surely MUST be some similar statements made by females, right? LOL

Thats a mixed bag there goodguy x some are females comments to the poor guyssssss and some are guys to the poor girls i guess i should have to more care and made them more clear lol but ya know what i couldnt be arsed lol mwahhhhhh hope ya well hunny big hugs2U xxk

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
5/15/2006 11:28 pm

    Quoting rm_Lucifer_65:
    The worst one i guy ever hears is............" it`s not you it`s me, you`re a really nice bloke, great to be with, kind, honest, we have a great time in bed ...............and then you wait for the but........

    I mean come on , if i`m that bloody good why you dumping me you dozy cow lol

    Love ya K darling, Big Hugs n
    Your naughty but nice
Awwwww lucifer xxxx
If it makes ya feel any better i had that 1 thrown at me too hun lol i know i woulda been so much more happier if originality had played some part in it but hey ho people cant allbe as creative and fabulous as us can they even if it was a delicate breaking up issue coulda been a lil more dramatic than that old chestnutttt he he ya gotta laugh at their lack of ooomph havent ya hun xx big hugs darling x

xxxtallorderxxx 47M

6/2/2006 12:03 am

remember my SOB, well thankfully not had a BBUL in a Looooongggg time, or given a BBUL in a loooooonng time. You've made me feel a lot better, should have read this first lol.

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