O Happy Dayssssssss  

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
2785 posts
7/15/2006 6:20 am

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7/17/2006 2:29 pm

O Happy Dayssssssss

Im Not Bitter Just because mines gonna be absolutely shit doesnt mean i cant wish you all well for yours lol sooooooooooooooooooo

Have a super dooper sexy sassy scrumptious

leave a funny comment if you could i could do with a laugh x awww boy am i feeling sorry 4 myselffffff he he he heeeeee mwahhh have a good 1 x

Djeeper1987 48M

7/15/2006 8:01 am

(eating my breakfast of blueberry and raspberry with milk) I look up as you enter the kitchen and I noticed on the heel of your slippers a long trail of white toilet paper.


Carpe Diem

rm_RavenBeauty5 57M/60F
64 posts
7/15/2006 8:34 am

okay something funny...you know what is funny is the fact that ex's just didn't see the real person. They had such tunnel vision that they failed to see what they had. I am going to marry one of the most beautiful woman I have met and all I can think is that her ex really fucked up. I left with the clothes on my back when I left my marriage behind. The ex threw my stuff out the front door strewn all over the yard. She saw that I wasn't going to come pick them up so she packed them up and threw them out of my cousin's house so that I could see what she has done. I was studying terms for one of my classes and ran across the definition of narcissistic. It described the ex to a tee. It is still apt. If you don't know what the dictionary says then check it out. What is funny is that you will find happiness and fulfillment while he will never be happy....ever.

rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
7/15/2006 11:34 am

This might put a smile on your face. Rumor on the street is you have the cutest ass in all of Europe. Who started this rumor you ask?

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somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/15/2006 1:50 pm

Nobody is born smiling: being happy in this world is something we have to adjust to. No matter how it twists and turns, one’s past inevitably leads to one’s present.

buddhamike 107M
7006 posts
7/17/2006 10:39 am

I lifted this from the blog post listed at the bottom.


1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic Simply pour a cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto The blockage will be
almost instantly removed

2 Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away

3 Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink

4 For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins
Remember to use a timer

5 A mouse trap, placed on top of y our alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze

6 If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough

7 Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache

8 Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape

9 If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape

10 Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them

11 Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom

12 And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you will need them to empty your bedpan!

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