Heressssssssss Johnnnyyyyyyyy  

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
2785 posts
7/7/2006 7:47 pm

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7/10/2006 3:12 pm

Heressssssssss Johnnnyyyyyyyy

Ok joke time and im especially fond of little johnny jokes so heres afew of my faves with a couple of misc ones after so hope you like a ma Johnyyyyyy Jokeeessssss

The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."

Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue."

The teacher says; "Not necisarrily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."

Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.

The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"

Johnny says " I have a question."

OK lets hear it, says the teacher.

Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"

The teacher says, "Well no they don't."

Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just shit my pants!!!"

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

In school Mrs. Rogers was playing a word game with the kids.

She would shout out a letter and then pick on a student, and the student would pick a word that starts with the letter.

Mrs. Rogers said the letter "B" and Johnny raised his hand.

Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say bitch She called on Sally instead. Sally said Ball

Mrs. Rogers said the letter "P", and Johnny raised his hand again.

Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say Pussy, she called on Frank, who said paper.

Finally, Mrs. Rogers said the letter "R", and again Johnny raised his hand.

Mrs. Rogers couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R" so she picked Johnny.

Johnny hesitated and said "Rat" .... "A Big Mother Fucking Rat"

One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.

The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"

Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there."

"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher.

A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.

Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his dick haging out of his pants.

The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!"

Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up."

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

StillSmokin2oo6 45M/44F

7/7/2006 8:36 pm

xxxtallorderxxx 47M

7/7/2006 9:53 pm

why do i get the feeling you've been watching Jim Davidson lol mwah

eveready06 43M

7/8/2006 3:17 am

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eveready06 43M

7/8/2006 12:09 pm

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Deeelishious 53M/53F

7/8/2006 11:36 pm

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buddhamike 107M
7006 posts
7/10/2006 9:11 am

One day the teacher tells the class we're going to play a spelling game. I will ask you what your father does for a living and then you will come up to the blackboard and write the name of your fatrher's job on the board.

So the teacher begins by calling on little Suzie. Suzie says "My father is a sheet metal worker." Then Suzie goes to the blackboard and begins writing...S...H...I...and the teacher stops little Suzie and says wait a moment Suzie, why don't you erase that and start over again.

So Suzie begins again....S....H....I and once again the teacher stops little Suzie saying, Suzie why don't you think about how to spell it while I ask another student to play our game.

Now Johnny is sitting at the desk waving his arm back and forth frantically so next the teacher calls on little Johnny and asks "What does your father do for a living, Johnny?" To which Johnny replies, "My dad is a bookie and I'll lay you 9 to 5 that Suzie writes SHIT on the board."

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