Glad i Aint Got 1 Of Those Dangly Thangs U call a PENIS  

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
2785 posts
9/5/2006 4:48 pm

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Glad i Aint Got 1 Of Those Dangly Thangs U call a PENIS

Sometimes Itssss Hard To Be WOMANNNNNNNNN
Givin all Ya Lurveeee To Just 1 mannnnn

You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times

Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him

Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him

be proud of him
Cause after all he's just a man

Tammy tammmy Tammmy

Ok enough of that bollockssssss onto special K,s thoughts of the dayyyyyyy ok I know us women constantly moan and groan and nag you guys about farting & belching & being messy & not being romantic " You never get me flowerssss " etc etc etc And we go on & on about Child birth & periods & how us galsss suffer oooh yes we dooo Sooo yep i'll hold my hands up to the occasional Moannnnnnnning Minnie Moment!!!!!!1

!HOWEVER! despite the water RETENTION , PMT , WASHING ,IRONING ,COOKING, BLOW JOBS in between the DUSTING & HOOVERING & dont know about you other ladies but even with female ailments we all endure i have to admit i fuckin love being a woman and i thought of shitloads of reasons why its sooooo much better to be a !!!WOMAN!!! I'm sure my Lady Blogpanionss would agree

Good reasons its better To be A Woman:

1 We got off the Titanic first.

2. Taxis Always stop for us.

3 We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

4 We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

5 If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot

6 We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay

7 We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

8 Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9 If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

10 We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the animated big titted heroine in a computer game

11 Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

12 We can be groupies as thats coolll. Male groupies are stalkers.

13 We can cry and get off speeding fines.

14 We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

15 If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

16 We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

17 We have the ability to dress ourselves.

18 There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

19 If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

20 Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the picture ???)

"Hey ladies"
Did i leave any out? if i did can you add them to that list thank you mwahhhhhhhh

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
9/5/2006 5:23 pm

I think you covered it all!!

Purry {=}


rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
9/5/2006 6:05 pm

Hiya Purry Mwahhhhh xxx

and ty for passing by and wow did i??? Cool Bananassss see its real hard work being blonde but im getting better at this rememberrrrrring stuff lol ty again tc & big hugs xxxK

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
9/5/2006 7:06 pm

We dont give a fuck, we get to come first and its guaranteed, orgasm every time. Eat shit

action819 38F

9/6/2006 12:02 am

Oh I have one. We can be horny and noone has to know.

parkingspacereq 46M

9/6/2006 12:45 am

well i have had this on my pc for a while and then someone posted it so i shall reply to yours with some lessons for women. these are very valuable so please take note
We always hear the 'rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are the rules:
Please note......these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1.Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.

1.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.If it's up, put it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down!

1.Saturday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1.Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1.Crying is blackmail.

1.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know how best to do it, just do it yourself.

1.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.

1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1.ALL men see in 16 colours, like windows default settings. Peach, for example is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1.If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1.Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex. sports or cars.

1.You have enough clothes.

1.You have too many shoes.

1.I am in shape. Round is a shape.

well here is hoping that i survive without being beaten up lol
uncle pxxxxx xoxoxoxox

Djeeper1987 48M

9/6/2006 7:02 am

I smell a conspiracy!!

Carpe Diem

buddhamike 107M
7006 posts
9/6/2006 7:54 am

Once again I find myself saying I'm gonna steal this for a couple of my groups. It's getting to be a habit. Your stuff is just too good too often.

tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
9/6/2006 3:16 pm

10 We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the animated big titted heroine in a computer game

Does lusting after he-man of masters of greyskull cartoon count. This fantasy was doubled up when Dolph Lundgren played the character in the movie....

Bye everyone, it was a blast

ShooooM 44M
340 posts
9/9/2006 2:54 am

Ello sexy your buddies are the bollox im staying out here bit longer than i expected too wanted to check in say ello and cheers babes 4 the contacts i never expected them to be any less cos theyre your pals so as u say big hugs darlin and mail ya with any news let me know your ok x

goodguysneedit2 57M

9/9/2006 5:46 am

I might add that women are allowed the latitude for major mood changes, changes of mind, changes of direction, and changes in every way imaginable, while the man is simply designed to remain in pursuit.
Were a man to behave similarly, he'd be rapidly discarded, shunned, ignored, neutered, ditched, and/or locked-up!

ShooooM 44M
340 posts
9/10/2006 11:26 am

love ya new pic by the way

ness_boy 53M
430 posts
9/11/2006 4:12 pm

fair call
I wanna be a girl now
(or at least look enough like one to get into the changing rooms)

P.S. the chocolate thing? works for some boys too . . .

TheOracle2006 106F

9/11/2006 9:42 pm

Thanks for the laugh. I will check out more of your stuff.

The Oracle

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