Some of my favorite Quotes  

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5/8/2006 1:58 pm

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Some of my favorite Quotes

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands. -Alexandra Penney

Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes. -Marilyn Sokol

The worst prison would be a closed heart.
-Pope John Paul II

I don't think of all the misery, but of all the beauty that still remains. -Anne Frank

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes. -Scott Roeben

You may live longer than I do, but I will live more. -James McConnell

If you feel happy, tell your face. -Steve Potter

Humor makes all things tolerable. -Henry Ward Beecher

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~Woody Allen

I realize that a sense of humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. -Anne Wilson Schaef

If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer not to me. - Larry Flynt

A slave is one who waits for someone else to free him. - Rosellen Brown

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. - Edward Abbey

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown

The believer is happy, the doubter wise. - Greek Proverb

"You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." –George W. Bush

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters

"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." –George W. Bush

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

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