My hair is long and blonde, and I want porn.  

rm_wanting_two 40F
46 posts
3/3/2006 3:07 pm

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12/10/2006 3:37 pm

My hair is long and blonde, and I want porn.


Unrelated topics, but hey. It's a blog. It doesn't have to make any sense.

So yeah, I need to put up a new pic of self, since that one's about six months old. The body's still the same size and shape, the face is the same, but the hair... Shoulder-length now. And, after the Highlighting Incident a few days ago, way the hell too blonde for its own good.

I'm dyeing it a little less blonde tomorrow. But the fact remains: I'm no longer a redhead with a little bob. I NEED NEW PIC.

Preferably naked pics. I'm back in boy-craziness, so maybe I can find someone - an old friend-with-benefits, or a new one? - to help me take them...

Also - Bored, horny, online... and wanting GOOD EROTICA. My preferred porn is literary. And I don't know where to go for it! This site's been my only source of internet naughtiness for quite some time... but the stories here... homemade fiction always has its problems, but homemade erotica can be even worse, especially when it's written by men for consumption by men (I don't wanna see the words "meat", "sloppy" or even "cum", and no one should be "pounding" anyone's anything - and I like a bit of sexually-tense setup, as opposed to "she was there so we fucked". I've tried writing some myself but I'm not very good - too much writhing and gasping and innuendo, not enough outright smut. I blush trying to write it, which is weird considering how dirty I can talk in bed when I want.)

So where can I go for well written, girl-friendly, heart-stopping, scorching-hot literotica? Any suggestions?

Hmmm... off to go be boy-crazy a bit more. Maybe I'll make another attempt at writing smut. Mmmm, smut!

docdirk 48M

3/3/2006 9:37 pm

****WARNING****

Shameless self-promotion to follow:

Allow Me

OK, that was lame, but I couldn't resist. Well, actually, I AM lame, so I guess I was just being me!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


hrnyguyinIL 35M
24 posts
3/4/2006 6:52 am

Well since you know of literotica, you probably are aware of the web site with the same name. Nancy Friday has several books on fantasies, most of which are exciting, a few do leave something to be desired.


rm_dude4u1961 56M
7 posts
4/3/2006 8:03 am

Try this, from a story that is a collaborative work in progress:

My lover greeted me at the door wearing a long-sleeve button up shirt - nothing else. First 3 button undone. She gave me and give me a soft
gentle kiss. Teasing of what might be to come. We would enter the house. As we get to the next room, I would put my hand on her shoulder, stopping her, back to me. I would kiss her neck softly, massage her shoulders. Then let my hands travel down the button line of the shirt, unbuttoning as I go. She would reach back and rub my legs in kind, exciting me with her touch. I would continue to enjoy her neck and ears and with her shirt unbuttoned, pull it off the shoulders, but not letting it fall completely. Kissing shoulders, caressing her breasts and nipples.

Just an intro. Another woman and I are developing this story (maybe even live it out).

-Dude.


DanteBuxomCount 47M
3 posts
4/3/2006 1:27 pm

Hey there, boy-crazy!

If your looking for senual erotica, the best work I've read is "The Surrender - An Erotic Memoir" by Toni Bentley. It is an autobiographic piece that came out about a year ago. Very honest. Very interesting. Very sexy. Very intense.

FYI... Ms. Bentley danced in George Balanchine's New York City Ballet for ten years.

As for "homemade" erotica, I emailed you a couple short erotic stories that for your personal pleasure that I composed in the past year, based on personal events in my life. I hope you enjoy them. (Note: if you are confused by the intensity of the lead female character's orgasms in the stories, she is able to ejaculate -ie. "squirt" - which is an amazingly intense and wild experience, if you have not had the pleasure yourself.)

Let me know what you think of the stories.
xo,
S.

Ps. If you want to learn how to make a women ejaculate or if you are a woman interested in learning how to make yourself ejaculate, I would highly recommend reading "Female Ejaculation & the G-spot" by Deborah Sundahl. (And no, I don't own a bookstore... just like knowing everything about how to bring women pleasure. )


DanteBuxomCount 47M
3 posts
4/3/2006 1:30 pm

Hey there, boy-crazy!

If your looking for sensual erotica, the best work I've read is "The Surrender - An Erotic Memoir" by Toni Bentley. It is an autobiographic piece that came out about a year ago. Very honest. Very interesting. Very sexy. Very intense.

FYI... Ms. Bentley danced in George Balanchine's New York City Ballet for ten years.

As for "homemade" erotica, I emailed you a couple short erotic stories for your personal pleasure that I composed in the past year, based on personal events in my life. I hope you enjoy them. (Note: if you are confused by the intensity of the lead female character's orgasms in the stories, she is able to ejaculate -ie. "squirt" - which is an amazingly intense and wild experience, if you have not had the pleasure yourself.)

Let me know what you think of the stories.
xo,
S.

Ps. If you want to learn how to make a women ejaculate or if you are a woman interested in learning how to make yourself ejaculate, I would highly recommend reading "Female Ejaculation & the G-spot" by Deborah Sundahl. (And no, I don't own a bookstore... just like knowing everything about how to bring women pleasure. )


rm_ResqU24hrs 52M
3 posts
5/1/2006 9:27 pm

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vidi_vici_biveni 110M
2134 posts
11/17/2006 11:09 am

Ok... are you *sure*...?

Instructions:
Step 1. Let your coworkers know that you need to take the afternoon off early.
Step 2. Email me, letting me know that you're taking the afternoon off early.
Step 3. Read the six-part series [post 568040]
Step 4. Do whatever you think necessary in your present state of horniness.

{impish grin}


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