White or Black  

rm_vipercb 42M
123 posts
11/7/2005 10:00 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

White or Black

OK I need a tux for my cruise. So I ask should I go with the white one or the black one?

The only difference is the jacket.

How I see myself in each
white: James Bond with a surfer do, and a tan.

black: Making an ass of myself walking around like a penguin.

But woman like a 30 year old boy who is an ass right... right?

1023 posts
11/7/2005 5:29 pm

Not Viper... That man is a daredevil... I think you should stand out and with that you've got two options...

Adam Ant : The Neo Admiral with war paint, feathered roach clips, and fingerless gloves (maybe not due to the recent African Pirate story.)


The Ventures: White jacket with blue paisleys and black velvet lapel and collar. (come to think of it both work best only with a group dressed the same. Were you planning on taking friends?)

I've got both these outfits and they've really worked well with the ladies. I'm going to the UPS store tomorrow to mail myself to a woman in Minnesota for Christmas, do you want me to send one of those out to you while I'm at it 007?

Maybe you should'nt take my word for it, Dad always said "I could write a really big book about what I don't know."

rm_vipercb 42M
101 posts
11/8/2005 12:58 am

Dude your funny as fuck. I still have no idea which one to rent for the cruise. but I'm laughing and thats all that matters.

tillerbabe 57F

11/8/2005 2:04 am

White dammit!

1023 posts
11/8/2005 2:18 pm

...and she claims that she wants to be dominated! tsk, tsk, tiller ^_^

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