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rm_unlistedone 66M
3832 posts
1/31/2006 1:27 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

From the Net/Tube...

David Letterman's 10 Top Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex!

#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.

# 9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a
of beers.

# 8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

# 7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

# 6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

# 5 - Three times a day is possible.

# 4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone

# 3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

# 2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're

# 1 - reason why Golf is better than Sex...If your equipment gets
and rusty, you can replace it!

Additional thoughts to the list:

And there are times, when you wife is glad for you to be out playing! She actually encourages it!!!

Playing around with the guys has a whole different meaning.

When ladies play, they sometimes play with different colored balls.

I think ladies enjoy taking a hard "Whack" at the ball. And when they hit it solid, they jump up and down with glee! And get complimented by the other ladies they are playing with!

On the green, most men lick their balls?!!?

Golfer's always strive to make good, long, smooth strokes!

Life can have it's little moments... unlisted

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
1/31/2006 9:36 am

Unlistedone....these were too funny! I will chuckle about them all day. Especially the one about ladies playing with colored balls....and men licking their balls. Thanks for the laugh!

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
1/31/2006 10:10 am

LMAO. thanks for the laugh.

MillsShipsGayly 53M

2/3/2006 10:46 am

uh .. ain't gonna lick balls .. ya know the pesticides used on courses today? yeeeech .. lol

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