Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.  

rm_txrose4uNTX 58F
5791 posts
6/13/2005 8:50 pm

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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.

Thought you would get a laugh out of this story.

"I know that smart alec Tex" said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back"

"Not Tex" said the second. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than any of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now"

Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted "Audi, partners!"

rm_txrose4uNTX 58F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 5:11 am

cajunpet - lol.....

That is one of those jokes you don't know if you want to laugh or say "ewwwww" at the same time!!!

cajunpet 71M
1185 posts
6/14/2005 2:21 am

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, and stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister..."
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked."
Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em.

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