Is it true? Men are like...  

rm_txrose4uNTX 59F
5791 posts
10/11/2005 9:06 am

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Is it true? Men are like...

Received this in my email today:

1. Men are like ....... Laxatives . ..... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like .. Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like . Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....... Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like . Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ...Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds . .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Is any of it true????

Just curious....

TxRose


PasadenaWheelcha 54M
1 post
10/20/2005 1:00 am

post114177 feel sorry 4 u,youve had some bad relationships.While its true of some men here and there its not true of all men.I know .


rm_goddessofma 63F

10/17/2005 5:56 pm

my husand just sat on his fat ass on the computer all day while i did all the work around the house then he left me for a 62 year old rich man thats the thanks i got


RailBaron2 55M

10/16/2005 9:04 pm

Now you see, MEN CAN READ- Contrary to rumor & popular belief, Lustmirror & Methodman caught it, I switched 6 & 7 on purpose.


methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
10/13/2005 11:43 am

lmbao @ railbaron-was almost admitting it until i read rail comment...........


lustmirror 64M
2897 posts
10/13/2005 8:10 am

I PROTEST!!!!!!!

#7 is seasonal....

and railbaron seems to have gotten a bit dyslexic in the middle of the order...

..."other'n 'at...everything looks good..."


five_speed 42M

10/12/2005 8:22 am

*sob*

I ADMIT IT! THEY'RE ALL TRUE!


DefiniteTrouble 51F

10/12/2005 5:34 am

You hit the nail on the head...


cajunpet 71M
1185 posts
10/12/2005 2:07 am

Hi TxRose,

Yes, most men are like that. Some of us are nicer to know.

See my response in Joke Women are like


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


AlbertPrince 59M

10/12/2005 12:48 am

Guilty as charged!


rm_txrose4uNTX 59F
3289 posts
10/12/2005 12:43 am

LOL...

Just a comment about #4....

Even my bestest spouse that I had just stood there when the washer (that he hooked up wrong) was leaking water all over the laudry room and kitchen floors. He said to just leave it alone; that there was nothing to be done.

We were on the second floor!! Was I to let it pour into their apartment as well????

When I asked him to go to the bathroom and grab every towel that we owned, he just looked at me blankly. I had to do it all.

I guess he never had to deal with flooding waters in New Jersey; begin from San Antonio, I was quite used to it.

LOL...

So....

I definately have to disagree with your statement. I am the one usualy at the rescue to the men I have been around!!!! lol...

Laters..

TxRose


RailBaron2 55M

10/11/2005 1:44 pm

Hi TxRose,
1 Men are like laxitives - Well ,some women can be the same way & irritate the shit out of us men.
2.Men are like Bananas, the older they get the less firm they are-
That depends on where your talking about.
3.Men are like weather- nothing can change them- You got that one 100%
4.Men are like blenders-You need one,but your not quite sure why-
Ask yourself that question the next time you have a mouse in your kitchen, a spider in your sink or a snake in your toilet,or when you just need to be held, loved & listened to.
5.men are like chocolete bars-sweet,smooth & usually head right for your hips - Well women do the same thing except she's usually going for my wallet.
6.Men are like department stores-thier clothes are allways 1/2 off.- No, I checked they are still all on, unless of course you want to come over & remove them
7.men are like commercials-You can't belive a word they say-Sure You can .I just have to think a little longer on that one.
8.Men are like government bonds-They take sooooo long to mature- Damn,You got me on that one.
9.Men are like mascara.they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
That depends on the emotion- Anger-Yes We men have a self preservation instinct.
10.men are like popcorn.They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
if You want more SAY SO.
11.Men are like snowstorms.You never know when thier comming,how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. We usually let you know when we're comming,all you have to do is look to see how many inches your going to get.how long it lasts depends on how much more you want.
12 men are like lava lamps- Fun to look at,but not very bright-Well,
as I recall, we men dont wear clothes that zip or button up the back.
& Finally #13- Men are like parking spots All the good ones are taken ,the rest are handicapped,Try being patient & circle the lot a couple of times,a good one will come up.
Now I have one for you- Why is English called the "Mother tounge"
simple- Father seldom gets to use it. Have a good Laugh & a Good Day TxRose,See Ya on the Blogs, Jim


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