Monocles...  

rm_tuttle 44M
106 posts
7/19/2006 5:12 am

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Monocles...


Just popped out for a lolly. There's an optician in the row of shops near me. I just noticed that they sell monocles. What's the demagraphic of this area - 19th century explorers?!

Two questions:

1. What's the most unusual thing anyone's seen in a shop?
2. Do two monocles make a bicycle?
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rm_Ellenback 60F
966 posts
7/19/2006 6:22 am

Shop, monocles...I can hear that accent way across the pond!!! LOL

Spit the dummy! No, that's Aussie...hehehe

Most unusual thing seen in a shop? Well, I have done something over here, called mystery shopping, and probably, it would have to be, the fat ass of the guy serving me my Taco Salad at a fast food establishment..his pants were below his butt for God's sake! Yes, they failed miserably, but not just for that! I hate that boxer short showoff trend over here!

Do two monocles make a bicycle? Only if your nose is between the spokes...

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_tuttle 44M
75 posts
7/19/2006 6:57 am

Elle,

a top answer to the monocle conundrum. If you want to sound English just go around saying "superb!" a lot Had a girlfriend who used to shout that after she came - very posh!

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Reverbe2 44F
3298 posts
7/19/2006 7:15 am

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wow really? People can be most odd..
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rm_tuttle 44M
75 posts
7/19/2006 8:24 am

Yes Reverbe... really!

It was actually quite a charming trait. Let's face it, if someone shouts "Oh God! Oh God!..." at the top of their voice, they could actually be saying, "Oh God that's wonderful!" or "Oh God stop that it's hurting!".

"Superb!" is gloriously unambiguous

I guess the obvious question is... What do you shout if "superb" is so odd?


Reverbe2 44F
3298 posts
7/19/2006 8:48 am

Tuttle

I dont know. The noise I usually make in sex is snoring

I've never had an orgasm Tuttle... you'll have to come back to me when I'm old n grey...

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rm_tuttle 44M
75 posts
7/19/2006 9:08 am

Reverbe, I'm not sure if that's unbelievable or criminal!

I'd better just check that you're not quadriplegic before I make any further comment about the scandal of a 32 year old woman who never had an orgasm
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Reverbe2 44F
3298 posts
7/19/2006 2:17 pm

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No - one has all ones limbs....

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rm_Ellenback 60F
966 posts
7/19/2006 8:31 pm

Reverbe, girl, you need to find your Dragon!!!

Classes start in September...

Elle


rm_tuttle 44M
75 posts
7/21/2006 12:05 pm

If she's reading. I feel I should pursue this whole orgasm absence a little further. How common do you think it is for a grown woman not to have experienced an orgasm? I can't help feeling that there's been a bit of a tyranny of the orgasm, almost entirely caused by feminists.

I put more effort into making my woman cum than I do on my golf swing and I'm VERY good at golf But maybe not orgasming isn't so uncommon. I didn't mean to make you feel inadequate or anything Reverbe with my consternation.
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