Who wrote this crap? Bad porn gone worse.  

rm_tlaw781 40M
31 posts
6/30/2006 7:04 pm

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Who wrote this crap? Bad porn gone worse.


So I don't claim to be a master of the porn industry. I have my likes and they usually tend to be "old school" movies. You know the ones that started it all. I don't care much for newer stuff a great deal, but as one friend put it with newer style porn "you get more bang for your buck"
I am however, always broswing for the latest greatest and hopefully worthwhile movement in porn when I get around to it. It seems like nowadays all you need is crappy digital camera and some sound and you can call it porn, but I thought I saw the light. Something new, maybe even respectable of a young film student.
Managed to catch a bit of a newer porn that was based on reality show type camera work and the like. Some written lines, some ad-libbed. Seemed like it had a great deal of potential, Maybe the next great thing. Not just choppy sloppy bad lighting terrible etc. But then it was all ruined with a statement...lead actor delivering the deep on delivery all going good and then he blurts out-
"I am as happy as my cock is"
Now what the hell is that?! I started laughing and thoughts like these came to mind..
Yes I'll have the steak and my cock here will have the soup...
Do you always let people know how you and it are feeling? Well I'm not as happy as my cock, I'm a little sad...
Does your cock pay taxes or have it's own social life and you just happen to hang out with it...
Did you really need to point out, as if your cock was a separate entity, that you were as happy as it?
There it was, another waisted attempt at bringing back the golden age of porn.
So see any really bad lines in porn lately? Any that just either made you fall over laughing or shaking your head like WTF? Or is the visual all that matters and sound who well the hell needs sound? Lines what lines?

rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
6/30/2006 7:44 pm

yeah..lol..that is very bad.

But nothing to what I've heard in real life!

LET'S GO METS!!!


LoyalOximeShred 43F

6/30/2006 7:46 pm

ROFL.. this post reminds me of all the cheesy blaxploitation movies of the 70's like dolemite. While I have been watching a great deal of porn, I just can't bring myself to watch the entire film without forwarding to the good stuff.

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
-John Ruskin


rm_KarmoHunny 56F
888 posts
6/30/2006 7:48 pm

Well, I haven't seen a whole lot of porn lately. But the ones I have seen leave a lot to be desired. The way they were doing things made the movie seem, dare I say, NASTY! Spitting on dicks, spitting on pussy. What is up with that? Is that the new way to do things? If it is, forget it. I'll just have to continue doing the old time stuff. As far as lines in these movies, what can they possibly say that would be interesting? We know what they're gonna do. They may as well do it and forget about trying to be Shakespeare. Moaning and groaning with a few "give it to me" and "oooh, that feels good" is sufficient for me.

I remember when I was 18. Me and my then boyfriend went to see a triple play of X-rated movies. We ended up falling asleep. Nothing mentally stimulating there. I do remember the floor was sticky though. I guess the guys seeing those movies didn't have sleep on their minds...LOL!

Thanks for the interesting topic!

Peace


cuteNEway 42F

6/30/2006 7:54 pm

Hmmm there was the on where the girl kept saying "POKE me! POKE me!" and another where this guy was doing this girl doggy and he started to whinny and snort like a horse...then there was my own personal porn moment {Why DO I Bother A Chronicle in 6 Parts} where I was with this man and he was saying "Now we're fuckin! YEAH! NOW we're fuckin!" EW!

tee hee


rm_tlaw781 40M

6/30/2006 8:33 pm

    Quoting rm_cockmerollme:
    yeah..lol..that is very bad.

    But nothing to what I've heard in real life!
Well you can't just say that and not offer up what you've heard in real life! Shame shame


rm_tlaw781 40M

6/30/2006 8:37 pm

    Quoting LoyalOximeShred:
    ROFL.. this post reminds me of all the cheesy blaxploitation movies of the 70's like dolemite. While I have been watching a great deal of porn, I just can't bring myself to watch the entire film without forwarding to the good stuff.
Yeah, that's what makes the dvd remastering all the better on the classics, you can just fast forward. And let's be honest like the old tootsie pops owl how many viewings does it really take to watch the whole movie?!


rm_tlaw781 40M

6/30/2006 8:45 pm

    Quoting rm_KarmoHunny:
    Well, I haven't seen a whole lot of porn lately. But the ones I have seen leave a lot to be desired. The way they were doing things made the movie seem, dare I say, NASTY! Spitting on dicks, spitting on pussy. What is up with that? Is that the new way to do things? If it is, forget it. I'll just have to continue doing the old time stuff. As far as lines in these movies, what can they possibly say that would be interesting? We know what they're gonna do. They may as well do it and forget about trying to be Shakespeare. Moaning and groaning with a few "give it to me" and "oooh, that feels good" is sufficient for me.

    I remember when I was 18. Me and my then boyfriend went to see a triple play of X-rated movies. We ended up falling asleep. Nothing mentally stimulating there. I do remember the floor was sticky though. I guess the guys seeing those movies didn't have sleep on their minds...LOL!

    Thanks for the interesting topic!

    Peace

Glad you chimed in and I hear ya on the whole spitting thing. Not so much a fan of that little technique. And Shakespeare, well I wasn't asking for that level of dialogue or mental stimulation, but just something that would bring the scene together. And how could you sleep in a porn theater!? You could've been the third person shot in one besides Abe Lincoln and the guy in front of Pee Wee Herman!


rm_tlaw781 40M

6/30/2006 8:54 pm

    Quoting cuteNEway:
    Hmmm there was the on where the girl kept saying "POKE me! POKE me!" and another where this guy was doing this girl doggy and he started to whinny and snort like a horse...then there was my own personal porn moment {Why DO I Bother A Chronicle in 6 Parts} where I was with this man and he was saying "Now we're fuckin! YEAH! NOW we're fuckin!" EW!

    tee hee
LMAO! Like a freakin horse?! Talk about a mental image that should never be in a movie. The poke me poke me brings up that damn pillsbury dough boy image. Thanks for helping with my point though. How could any director think that would add to his film? "Yeah like a horse, that's the way, the freakin people are gonna love it. You'll be a star...!"


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