and to add to an already great post...  

rm_titsandtires 53M/43F
2973 posts
2/9/2006 8:16 pm

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8/29/2006 6:01 pm

and to add to an already great post...

First off...

If you're female, go find something else to read. This one's for the guys. Oh! And shut the door. Thanks.

If you're male, go read kyplowboy22. You've got some learning to do, and this is the guy to teach you. Read [post 231003] and pay attention. I can't agree more.

Now, I want to share a little story with you all from about 3 months ago.

I was surfing blogland one evening and decided to take about 30 or 40 minutes to search for new interesting blogs. I came across one that had one of the hottest photos I've seen on this site. And the title of the post was something along the lines of "what would you do to me?" She had just a short post, obviously written during a moist moment on a friday night, and asked guys to tell her what they would do to her. There were three or four comments left already, so I decided to take a peek at what these guys were going to do to this little vixen.

All I can say is I'm sure she was not only disappointed with their sugggestions, but I'm sure she was probably on her way to the local super market to get a cucumber. I mean, do you you seriously think a woman is going to get turned on by "I would lik u up and down all night" or "I know what i would do. Wink" or "you r hot. e-mail me". I might also add that none of these three had a photo on their profile. Guys, guess what? You just made her nauseas.

I felt bad for this girl. Now she was no longer just a smokin hot chick with a desire for something that night, but now I felt like she was being victimized by the male little brain. Soooo sad.

Now, I'm married. I plan on staying that way. But guys, can I just tell you something? Read kyplowboy22's blog, and even though he's dead on in everything he says in there, remember this. This site is a gold mine of tale. I mean, seriously. If you have a thing for tall redheads, they're here. If you like chicks with big hooties, they're here too. Little hooties.... I've seen those also. But also remember, no matter what our taste, they all have one thing in common. To them, the brain is the most important sex organ on a man. Period.

So when you see these post asking woman to tell you things like what you would do to them, or they want you to write something erotic, try this. Don't just tell them what you'll do. Describe in detail for them the setting. Where is this encounter going to take place. Is it in their house? Your house? Maybe a dark corner of a romantic restaraunt. Or bar. Or how about in the chair they are sitting in at the moment they are reading your story. Tell them what the mood setting is. Is the room dark, light, loud, quiet? Is there any background music going on? Now, what are you wearing? What is she wearing? Is it comfortable, or does it need to come off because it's... I don't know, maybe it's in the way. Maybe it got dirty or something. Then tell her in detail about how you are moving as you approach her. Are you moving slowly? Does she know you are coming up behind her? Is she facing you or is she sneaking up on you? What's going on? Tell her about the look on her face. How the light hits her brow, and shit like that, and why you like it. Describe in detail about how you are going to touch her. Use words like fingertips, lips, neck, tongue, breath, heat, hot, soft, skin, arms, legs, thighs, toes, stomach, ears, eyes.... Notice I used words that could all be included in a letter to my mother? You can throw in the pussy, tits, nipples, and all the other erogenous words, but don't make them your main subject matter. And if you are touching her in those places in your story, don't linger around too much. Brushing touches only when touching the nips and the coochie! Very important!

Okay, by now, you're thinking "does this shit really work".

Stay focused! We're not done with you're letter yet! Okay, here's the part that is going to be hard for some of you to understand. First off, look at what you wrote, and make sure that if ten people read it, and you told them all to draw a picture of the setting, all ten pictures would be about the same. Remember, you're describing something that is a connection of the minds. You are using your brain as a sex organ. Remember that.

Now, you have to make sure that this is going to be at least four to six minutes worth of reading for your intended reader. Just about the time that it's getting hot and heavy, stop. Stop? you ask. Yes. Because remember, the object of this letter is to get her to respond. Not to have multiple orgasms. You have to leave something there to be wanted. A reason to get ahold of you.

So back to this little missy from a few months ago. I wrote her a letter like the one I described above. Did she like it? Yes. So much so that the next morning when I logged on to the site, I had multiple e-mails from her.

So guys, I really hope this helps some of you out. I don't claim to be an expert. But if you keep a few simple things in mind...

1.Your recipient is reading a letter from you.
2.Your objective is to have your recipient reply to you, not drop her pants and pleasure herself while at the computer. Although, if this happens, you have a much better shot of her responding.
3.Your dick isn't all that. Your mind, however, can be made to be fairly appealing.
4.No excessive use of the tits and coochie words.

then, as kyplowboy22 says, you're looking more and more like a bargain on that big old shelf. Oh, and if someone gets to nail a hotty red-head as a result of my letter writing class, smack her on the ass and make her scream "tires" while you're doing it.

kyplowboy22 63M

2/10/2006 5:55 am

Make her screams Tires, huh? lmao. Thanks for the link, beau, I hope some of these Joker's learn something here and there. They kinda embarrass some of us of the male persuation from time to time. Later


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
2/10/2006 8:37 am

LMAOOOOOOO.. Good one Tires.. now, just how many do you expect to read this, comprehend it and put it to actual use??? Would be VERYYYYYY very nice if a few did...T


oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
2/11/2006 1:33 am

LMAO but very true if they read kpb's post they may learn something.

rm_titsandtires 53M/43F
3656 posts
2/13/2006 5:11 pm

kpb - Thanks, you know this was one I've been meaning to post for awhile. Glad to see you started things off for me.

T - I really don't think many will read and learn anything. After all, most guys think their bucket's already full. How are they gonna fit anything else in there?

36 - Smooches back at ya, babe. Of course you were the redhead I was refering to. Are there others? Well, being a fan of redheads, I can say that there are. I have them cataloged by age, state, birth date, height, eye color...

oldman - Thanks for stopping by. Yeah, I'm not sure that too many will learn anything, but maybe I can create a "class", on-line. If it works real good, I'll start charging for lessons.

mzhuny - Always good to see you here in my little neck of the woods, my dear. I always take your agreement as a compliment. And I can only say that the individual you are talking about... ONE LUCKY MAN!!!


SexyRycheBabe 46F
820 posts
5/24/2006 9:50 pm

The only problem I see with this is that about 95 percent of the guys on here can't write anything more than "you wanna hook up?" when all the blood in their body is rushing to the little head.

I guarantee you that if a man did that for me... I'd be hooked. But, if he even took the time to really respond to something I've said, he'd get there even faster.

Again, I think it comes down to, wanting the payoff without the effort. And, truthfully if a woman has class and has any regard for herself, she'll wait for the effort before paying out.

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