Meet my Boys  

rm_titsandtires 53M/42F
2973 posts
12/3/2005 6:14 pm

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Meet my Boys

This is Throttle and Turbo. The female in the background is the neighbors.
They are rowen ducks, a french domestic mallard. They are almost two years old now, and one of their favorite things to do is to go for a run with dad in the morning. I'll get on the sidewalk and start to shuffle my feet real fast and take short steps, pumping my arms like I'm running, and tell them to come get me. They lower their heads, flap their wings, and run right along side of me.

They rule the yard. The cats used to. Our male cat is afraid of the ducks. I had to build a barrier in the yard to keep them from coming up near the front door. They used to hover around the corner from the front door and wait for the cats to come out. When they did, the ducks would take off after them and chase them until they got to the picket fence.

One time, Throttle took off after the cat when I let him out. The cat misjudged his steps to the fence, throwing off the timing on his jump to safety. The duck caught him by the tail right as he was jumping. The cat made it half way over, slipped down a bit so his torso was stuck between two pickets, freaking out because he's got a duck swinging from his tail.

I was laughing so hard, I couldn't help him get out after the duck let go.

They're my buddies.

saddletrampsk 55F

12/3/2005 6:43 pm

Throttle and Turbo look like 2 mean kickass ducks..

tillerbabe 57F

12/3/2005 10:19 pm

oh...YOU are too KEWL! "Duck Daddy" {=}

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
12/3/2005 10:52 pm

Ducks huh? I bet that was a funny site to see the duck with pussy tail in it's mouth....

I sent you an email...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rm_titsandtires 53M/42F
3656 posts
12/3/2005 11:33 pm

saddletrampsk - they are. just ask the cats.
Jez - they are cute, but watch out. they do bite. again, ask the cats. or the neighbor kid for that matter.

On that note, That is one of the biggest advantages to owning ducks. I'm not kidding when I say these guys are mean. They don't back down from anything. But when you consider the financial liability if your dog bites someone, and then think about how hard a judge is going to laugh when someone comes into court, sueing for a duck bite?
case closed.

Katey - you have pheasants! how cool! tell us about them some time, pleez?

Tiller - I'm a duck grandpa, actually. The boys are duck porn stars. When the neighbors female used to come over to visit the boys, they would nail her every which way til Tuesday. We had three eggs hatch in June out of a clutch of ten. One of my co-workers has two of the the grand-kids. Also males. The female, her name was Spark, and the other little one, unnamed, were adopted by a women in vancouver in July. (The neighbors got Spark for their daughter for Easter '04, and the family lost interest in the upkeep. We adopted her til the eggs were hatched.) so now we just have the boys, and the cats. Their names are Prowler and Shelby, car names. Get it, cars, and car parts?

Slide - What was funnier was to see the look of surprise on the duck. "I caught him this time! Now what?"

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
12/4/2005 12:44 am

** Mystical Mistress pops over to see Assistant# 1 after realizing she made a horrible, dreadful mistake **

My dearest sexy hot Tires Assistant# 2...Thank you so, so much for the massage... you did very well rubbing all the right got that nasty ol headache to go wonder I forgot to tell go up to the 2nd floor and pick out your bedroom....then call Hector...he'll be down in the control room...and tell him you need to see the catalogs so you can pick out your bedroom furniture and accessories.

You can have anything you want...ANYTHING... $$$ is no object here in Blogland, especially at the Palace of the Mystical Mistress.

**Mistress stomps her foot.. Dang.. I forgot to let Princess# 1 Candy69sosweet and Assistant# 2 KP know they can have anything they want in their rooms too.... dang, dang, dang... **

I gotta go... C'ya later.. Sincerely... Mistress ?* ...LUV YA LOTS....

** Mistress giggles... (now Mistress is falling all over the damn floor...mumbling something about loving something but her speech is too slurred...but manages to blurt out that she told Auntie Pat about the crush Tires has on her after seeing her laying by the Palace pool...Nekked...oops.... word has it she was over baking cookies with DT and 5'r...and sampled the whiskey a time too many...that Mistress.. so damn silly at times...geez)

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
12/4/2005 12:53 am

Mistress comes back.... seems she called Assistant# 1 assistant# 2... clearly she drunk off of her ass.... (lets listen as she tries to 'splain that one....)

Mistress BLURTS OUT... YO...TIRES... YOU DA MAN....YOU ARE ASSISTANT# UNO... and don't let me forget it... k?

I gotta go see KP and Candy...but I don't know if I'll make it or not.... I need a driver... Tires...??? will you take me to KP's and Candy's...??? pwetty pweeaasssee.... {=}{=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
12/4/2005 5:19 pm

That is weird....I've sent email and even did it as a "reply" to your original. ?? Have you got?

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
12/5/2005 1:39 am

I've got 3 rubber duckies for my bathtub but that's not the same.

Although I'd be kind of creeped out to have real ducks in the tub with me so I'll just stick with my rubber duckies.

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Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
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Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

rm_titsandtires 53M/42F
3656 posts
12/6/2005 12:08 pm

Luke - yeah, real ducks in the bathtub would be a mess. I guarantee you'd come out dirtier than when you got in. Or at least smell worse.

EyeCandy33333 45F
761 posts
3/10/2006 10:45 pm

Darling-love the ducks- but my doggie is cute too.But the ducks really r beautiful-I have a painting of them on the wall. I saw a bunch one day coming thru Tarboro on a pond-wish I'd had my camera-they had a bunch of babies too-it was a warm day with the sun hitting the water just rite...

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