Commerial for Aye Eff Eff  

rm_titsandtires 52M/42F
2973 posts
11/14/2005 12:44 pm

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Commerial for Aye Eff Eff

Last night I saw not one, but two commercials on TV for two different internet dating sites. And it occured to me that I've never seen one for this site. What would that look like?

*cue the cheesy music*

*In monster truck show announcer's voice* "Do you have a hard time remembering the last time you hooked up with someone? Does your member get erect when the wind blows? Ladies, does the term blow-out sale in a car ad get you moist? Then you need to visit Aye Eff Eff dot com. The one site that will ensure you to have better luck with cheesy pickup lines, more things to look at to spoil your seed to, and more crotch shot and dic pic's than you can shake your willie at! Just listen to some of our satisfied customers!"

*twenty-something IT guy with pocket protector and prevention glasses* "Since I've been a member, I've gotten rejections from way more ladies. Some even as far away as Thailand! And they're all HHOOTTTTTT!!"

*late thirties women whose wardrobe has obviously been locked up in a time vault from '84* *smacking on watermelon bub uhl yummmmm* "I've been on Aye Eff Eff now for three weeks, and I've been e-mailed by guys who want to do all sorts of furr-eekayyy stuff! I can't wait to meet them. some actually live only one or two area codes away!"

*monster truck show announcer again* "yes, don't be left out. You can log on tonight and be censored for no reason before you even get your pants around your ankles! Our amazing pro-file format will make sure that you are only hooking up with those members that are as freaky as you want them to be. So what are you waiting for - log on and get off!"


rm_MamCsDawne 47F
218 posts
11/14/2005 9:52 pm

*mid thirties lady..bright red hair... and a giddy attitude..."I have been with aye eff eff for about 2 months and my profile boldly says NO SINGLE MEN, yet i get emails from them all the time, where else could u get to read stuff from men who cant read. And on top of that I get mail from sexy hot ladies who ask me if they can borrow my hubby, guess they cant read either. But aye eff eff is the best place to meet potential sex partners as long as u can get some of the single men and those ladies that Huked on fonix program."

love your blog.. come see mine sometime not quite as witty as yours but im sure there will be some stuff on there that you like.. cya round..


GB_Cple 67M/56F  
3113 posts
11/18/2005 9:43 am

just love your sense of humour ,
keep on blogging


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