Some Blonde Jokes  

rm_thewaywewere 42F
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8/20/2006 11:59 pm
Some Blonde Jokes


BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.


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