It would appear....  

rm_tennismaiden 60F
2103 posts
8/15/2006 8:10 pm

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It would appear....

..... now that I have come out of the closet proclaiming my commitment and love to one special man, I hold little interest to some.

I have changed my profile to reflect my loyalty and soon will be entering posts with a lighter and more humorous tone. Oh...don't think I'm stupid, you all prefer the brilliant dramatic banter and innuendo I offer up on these posts.I might be betrothed emotionally to one man but I can still flirt like hell and keep my sexy spirit alive.

I have been doing a circus act that any red nosed clown would be proud of me as a protege. I'm not sure how successful I may be at any one given point but I'm trying to go out with style before I'm dragged off to the insane asylum.

There have been so many hysterical episodes I hardly no where to begin but you can bet I'll pop in on occasion to capture these madcap adventures to share with you all.

Beginning with the cannot believe what accoutrement's I've acquired these days. Yes I'll concede a long cock is fabulous to have at my disposal but let's face it we're not getting any younger and having a back up battery operated collection of additional plugs for all my orifices is a down right requirement for this insatiable woman. Heck think about it...most of you know my kooky habits...and he was a very smart man for reading every word down to the last drop. With each visit there were new packages to open containing plugs, stimulator's, and light bondage equipment. Damn I've never had so much should be illegal to climax with so many devices!

I'll let you in on a little teeny secret....Shhhh.... you can keep a secret can't you? I'm considering getting my clit pierced. Hey this procedure will benefit twofold. The area will become more sensitive with a cold little ball brushing up against my clitoris, a vibrating device will work more efficiently and quickly and it will be sexy as all get out!

Then....It's been suggested that pierced nipples could also be a consideration. Oh my lord...then it's fingernails, bustiers, fuck-me-pumps and more blonde added to the reddish/auburn base color of my hair. Am I having FUN or WHAT? I never knew being such a little seductress would occupy my every waking moments. But I might as well go out with a bang. "Go BIG or stay at home" is what I say frequently. Besides I'm not a wall flower, I'm a grande Dame if there ever was one and if he's having a blast watching me transform for "Fucks" sake then let the games begin!!!!!

I sincerely hope I'm not tarnishing my pure and conservative image....I'm that too but as long as I'm busting loose I might as well take it all the way. I never do anything half ass...I gotta complete the task till the end. It's a closure kinda know...never having any regrets before taking that last breathe. Woo Hoo! Look out world Tennismaiden is turning 50 and she's not going down as an old maid!

What's next? Can you say GANG BANG? Now now..before you get all weird on me I'll only consider doing the gang bang if my favorite blogging buddies can participate. Wouldn't that be a hoot! Not to worry I've not totally lost my mind, I'm too ADD to enjoy that kind of erotica. All you guys would get pissed off at me for not finishing your hard ons...typically ADD prevents you from ever completing anything! LOL

So there you have it...the Tenny unit is stretching a bit due to the confidence of late. When I begin sky diving is when you really have to begin worrying....I'll keep you posted!

Who thinks I should get pierced and where...add to that why? Any advice bloggers? Have any of you gone hog wild and done something out of character from falling in love?

Talk about spontaneous, hell I might be old...but I'm not DEAD yet!!!!!

Perchance2000 58M

8/15/2006 9:43 pm

Though not that much into piercings and other permanent (or semi permanent) body adornments, I grant that they may have their benefits and rewards, and a piercing indeed may, given the regenerative powers of our bodies, be less permanent than say tattoos . . .

With this word of caution, I say - why not, if it feels right to you - indeed more so, go for it. But take it one at a time, with deliberate pace . . . like sipping that vintage Champagne, savoring caviar or other delicacies . . . even the most exotic loose interest when consumed in excess.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 8/16/2006 4:59 pm:
I promise to go slow, One at a time IF I do any at all (piercings). The reasons being more practical then fad. Some would wonder why I'd even consider this extreme measure given my age. Not that I'm trying to be radical or more youthful but the added stimulation could be a good thing.

rm_Keystone3812 66M
583 posts
8/16/2006 3:30 am

I'm so happy for you, TM! You're a sweetie and deserve to be happy. Key

rm_tennismaiden replies on 8/17/2006 5:09 am:
Thank you Key, it goes to show who are my true blue friends when they stop in and wish me the best. You are and have always been! Kisses and hugs, TM

rm_Msjamm 63F

8/16/2006 5:19 am

Yes you should get pierced. Since you have been working out and taking good care of yourself. A piercing can be very sexy. I would suggest the bellybutton or a nipple. I have heard that clit piercings can be just to stimulating. When one is walking the metal is constantly rubbing against the clit. I think that now your man is around Tennismaiden doesn't need her clit pierced..her man can take care of all of her clit I just don't think your the eyebrow or nose kind of gal either.

rm_tennismaiden replies on 8/17/2006 5:18 am:
Argh....the only workout I get these days is between the sheets! LOL I haven't had much time for swimming or weight training so the belly button thing would never work...especially since I plan on having most of my belly re-shaped before my next b-day.

I like knowing these piercings are only visible to my guy, on the outside I'm Polly-Anna, on the inside I'm a wild sexy woman.

Thanks doll, it's so good to see you and have you stop by. Not to worry you'll be invited to the celebration when we've set the date. You little Yenta you!

HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
8/16/2006 5:29 am

Hmmmm...better watch getting dragged off to the insane may be full (we all seem to be a bit insane lately; or at least I seem to be heading that way ).

Sounds like you have a myriad of toys and play-things TM
Hope the manufacturer's keep coming up with new ideas and innovations so your friend can keep you well supplied, and your orifices satisfied
Wicked aren't I...

My feelings on the piercings are, if you want them, try them. Might not hurt to check around though to make sure what and were anything goes won't do any permanent damage. You definitely don't want to hurt any part of your beautiful body, or desensitize it, etc. The nice things about piercings, is generally, if you don't like them anymore, just remove them, and the holes fill back in (unlike tattoos which are pretty permanent, or expensive at least to get rid of).

And don't worry about any "tarnishing". I would say most of us (I don't want to speak for the general group of course) will always like you as you are

Hugs, C

rm_tennismaiden replies on 8/17/2006 5:22 am:
Good point! Just remove them if they don't work or don't feel good. Having a back up plan is always great when considering something wild and crazy.

Wick'd? Yeah I can well imagine when it's late at night the imagination you have and where it goes. Oh my my C and just which of us makes it into your fantasies? LOL

free2chose2 67F

8/16/2006 6:18 am

Clit piercing seems less painful than nipple piercing-less pain is always the route to travel

Don't worry, be Happy

rm_tennismaiden replies on 8/17/2006 5:32 am:
I'm not to enthusiastic about the pain part but if I get results? You know me....anything for faster easier pleasure! Poor man...I'm tiring him out with these marathons (although he'll tell you he loves them)!

HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
8/17/2006 6:58 am

Hmmmm...I'll have to share sometime I guess, won't I...

CongaFelixRubes 55M  
1226 posts
8/18/2006 8:15 am

I am happy for you and your man. It is good to see that you are letting your hair and having fun. You know if you get your clit pierced you are obligated to show it to us.

wickedeasy 68F  
30939 posts
8/18/2006 8:33 am

oh TM - just do it


allow yourself that freedom - relish it, savor every second

and................woohoo girl


You cannot conceive the many without the one.

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
8/20/2006 11:28 am

My Sunshine ~ Follow your bliss! / {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


MarcoPolo197676 41M
541 posts
8/20/2006 3:07 pm

Have fun exploring, be safe.

nedthebundler 57M/60F

8/20/2006 4:55 pm

Don't do the clit itself.....too much can go wrong, stick with the hood. And if you're unsure of getting the piercing, you can always go with a non-piercing clit dangler that has small weights that sort of roll across the clit while you walk (mobile orgasms)and thier fun to put on too... Do a search for Arabesque...should come up
And what's wrong with your age? The lady of a couple we are friends with had her nipples done at 51 or so. They look great, just remember to take care of them while they are healing. *hint* be super fussy about cleanliness, you won't regret it... I'm glad you've found someone to share your life with, wishing you many toe-curling big O's

Madness takes its toll. Exact change please!

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
8/21/2006 3:27 pm

I'm still here TM!
Good for you on continuing to explore and on being in love.
Be careful with the piercings.
Let us all know how it works out.
Don't have any experience with intimate piercings so I can't advise at all.
Enjoy all those orgasms! And keep hydrated. lol

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