Victoria's Secret For Men? Nah, Just Tall's Secret  

rm_talldarkavg1 106M
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8/22/2005 7:50 am
Victoria's Secret For Men? Nah, Just Tall's Secret

I was traveling back to TallCo® HQ last night and I passed a Victoria's Secret billboard. Of course, my mind asked, "What's wrong with this picture?" Here's what was wrong...men's underwear sucks!

Women have a jillion and a half underwear options. Men have briefs, boxers and the creatively named boxer briefs. That's it. Well, they have pouches and G-Strings, but you won't find them at WallyWorld.

I am coming to the rescue. TallCo® is announcing the new crotchless line coming out this fall. Seen pictured at left, it not only offers the freedom of the commando look, but also offers a built-in up ramp for the Johnson. A nice look by any definition.

Having problems rearranging those devils? Well No More Lost-Boys"! Our new Cross Your Nads model Lifts AND separates the boys so you have that full appearance without the blistering from them rubbing together. Jogging, hiking, boating, and bicycling are no longer a worry. However...this model is not recommended for Bi-Cyclists.

Aging and loosing that natural look you had in your youth? No worries mate, try our new Uplift WunderNads model. Your package will have that perky look you took pride in during your teen years without costly collagen injections and duct tape. The entire package is elevated by a full 4 inches and mushed together forming that single manly bulge jutting outward. Caution should be taken though when: turning near a table with objects on it, approaching a midget, or removing the boys from the device.


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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 9:30 am

Anemone although testicles are considered a delicacy among cannibals, not many western males welcome this practice. All models of our underwear line are edible and low-calorie.

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rm_CookieLips2 62M

8/22/2005 10:22 am

Okay..........is this a one size fits all deal or what?


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 11:29 am

Cookie the crotchless are one dangle fits all. The others are sized. However...being male I understand the importance of packaging. Men need to know their package is big but NOT their waist size! Hence:

Standard sizes VS Our Sizes
small - Large Penised Male
medium - Johnny Wad Size
Large - For Penises BIGGER than Johnny Wad
XLarge - OMG Man...Never Use This Thing For Evil

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 11:30 am

LMAO Anemone...I have a bit of a problem passing on a perfectly good straight line.

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rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
8/22/2005 1:02 pm

Speaking of underwear, I should pull yours down and give you a good hard spanking! You can't just go away for a whole weekend and leave us unentertained. Don't you know you have no life of your own and your sole purpose for exsisting is to keep us laughing! For shame.


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 2:06 pm

Saint I'm so embarrassed. Geez, a guy slips in for a quick triple bypass, kidney replacement, and testicle realignment and he never hears the end of it. LMAO...I'll mend my evil ways.

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 3:34 pm

Huny if I say so myself, I do have a pretty spankable butt. Nice and tight. And 5 speed...no wise cracks!

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FunandFrisky79 42M/38F

8/22/2005 4:14 pm

TDA- I'm thinking about investing in this product (& your company). Will you come over and model them for me?? It would certainly help me to make an educated decision on this matter.

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rm_Network_Minx 48F
542 posts
8/22/2005 4:17 pm

Ok. I have to say that I love Boxer Briefs on guys. I like Briefs on guys. I like Bakini's on guys. I like guys when they go commando. Alright I have to admit I just like guys period no matter what underwear they wear or don't wear.

Minx


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
8/22/2005 9:39 pm

LMAO


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 10:54 am

Frisky, as you know, I am always happy to assist in any way I can to help improve the male status in the eyes of a lady. Of course I will drop by (no pun intended)

Hey...wait a minute...this doesn't involve you using a bean shooter does it?

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 10:56 am

Minx I put you down in the anything column. How do you feel about rubber bands attaching him to the thigh?

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rm_talldarkavg1 106M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 10:56 am

Luke...you're reading about the future here son.

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